I’ve tried all the sex toys so you can choose the best. You’re welcome!

I used to be envious of women because of the large selection of dildos and vibrators you could find at any sex shop in town and of course – all over the internet. I couldn’t help but be jealous that women could literally choose from hundreds of toys made specifically to get her off. So the first time I laid eyes on a masturbator, you must be able to imagine my excitement. I had to have it. Finally – the sex toy market was being aimed at men! And I was ready.

The first one I had was your (now typical) male sleeve for stroking. It was the best thing I’d ever tried. It had some suction, it felt great with lube, and it increased the intensity of my orgasms. But if I’d known then what I know now – I would not have been impressed. The world of masturbation toys for men has come a long, long way since that fateful day. And I now think women have reason to be jealous of us!

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If you’re new to sex toys for men, don’t get overwhelmed by all the choice. (I love that I get to say that now!) Yes, there are so many more options now than there were when I first picked up my simple stroker toy. But look on with excitement my friends. Because your wish is at least one of these toys’ command!

Seriously – you want to plug a machine into the wall, sit back, relax and get your cock sucked? Yup. There’s a toy for that. You want that same automated toy to move in unison with the beautiful porn star in the movie you’ve turned on? It’s call virtual reality. And yup – there’s a toy for that too! Anal play, travel strokers, enlargement pumps (that also feel really good!), your typical masturbators or sleeves, rings, and the most beautiful dolls you’ve ever seen who are just ready and waiting for you to give it to them whenever and wherever you want. It’s a paradise of pleasure guys, I’m telling you. And if your girlfriend or wife doesn’t want you stroking the dragon on your own – there are even couple’s toys so you can play together. Life doesn’t get much better than this fellas. I’m tellin’ ya.

Blowjob Machines

Best Blow Job Toy
  • Autoblow A.I.
  • Hands free blowjob toy
  • Heavy duty motor
  • Powered by artificial intelligence
  • Interchangeable sleeves
  • Body-safe materials
  • Plug it into any electrical outlet
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Best Blow Job Robot
  • Kiiroo Onyx+
  • Automatic blowjob robot
  • Sliding scale of speed
  • Elegant and discreet
  • Real-feel masturbation sleeve
  • Connects to video chat platform and VR porn
  • Easy to store
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Best Blowjob Toy
  • F1s Developer’s Kit
  • Hands free blowjob machine
  • Long-lasting charge
  • Fully waterproof
  • Powerful sensations
  • Realistic artificial skin material
  • Easy to clean
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The original Autoblow was the first automatic blowjob simulator I ever used. And I was hooked. I mean literally I spent so much time using that thing I almost started to think I needed some type of rehab. But I digress. Now they’ve come out with the Autoblow A.I.  I’ve had each one of their upgrades over the years, and they just get better and better. It’s crazy. And yes, A.I. DOES stand for artificial intelligence. An artificially intelligent sex toy… now we’re talkin’! Just plug this baby in, turn it on, sit back, relax and let the machine do all work – just like a real woman would.

The Kiiroo Onyx+ is also a great machine, and perfect for someone who cares a lot about the appearance of the toy. The Autoblow is a masturbator. Plain and simple. And it looks like one. The Kiiroo Onyx+ has a sleek, modern look and actually hooks up to Virtual Reality programs where it looks like you’re actually doing it WITH the porn star on screen. Pretty sweet bonus. This one doesn’t plug into the wall, but if you remember to charge it between uses you will never have an issue. It lasts quite a long time.

Which brings me to my other favorite automatic sex toy, The Fleshlight Launch. What makes this one really great is that I can use it with any of my favorite Fleshlights. (I have quite a few!). It’s also got virtual reality capabilities and the power lasts a long time on this one too. If you’re the type of guy who gets bored easily, then this is a great option because you can change out the Fleshlight whenever you want, rotating through all your favorites.

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Male Masturbators

Best Male Masturbator Toy
  • Autoblow A.I.
  • Hands free male masturbator
  • Heavy duty motor
  • Powered by artificial intelligence
  • Interchangeable sleeves
  • Body-safe materials
  • Plug it into any electrical outlet
Best Male Masturbator
  • Autoblow 2+ XT
  • Hands free blowjob machine
  • It plugs directly into the wall
  • Industrial strength motor
  • Sleeves can be changed
  • Realistic artificial skin material
  • Easy to clean
3Fap Masturbator
  • 3Fap
  • Adjustable suction control
  • Easy to use
  • Lots of variety (never get bored!)
  • Individual pressure controls
  • Quick clean up
  • Use anywhere (no power required)

Like I said – I’ve got a bit of a soft spot in my heart for the Autoblow series. If I had to choose an overall favorite for the best sex toy, this might actually be it. The Autoblow A.I. has a unique gripper that feels incredible, and it’s got a super powerful motor inside which you’ll love. (Careful when you get going. You might end up ending your play session earlier than planned.) The entire thing is really high quality and feels just like the real thing. I mean they used some crazy computer algorithms based on over 6000 minutes of blowjob porn to create these motions, so I guess it’s about as close to the real deal as you can get. The material is incredible, it’s super easy to clean, and the motion of the motor is very unique.

And then of course, I’ve got to mention the 3 FAP. This is a masturbator for men like none I’d ever seen before. Have you ever dreamed of giving it to a girl in the mouth, the ass, and then the pussy? Well that’s exactly what the 3FAP will let you do! It’s got all three holes lined up next to each other and you get to choose exactly how you give it to her. Each hole has its own individual pressure control dial too so you can make them as tight or loose as you like. Don’t like the ass option? Get three of the world’s most beautiful vagina’s lined up in a row instead. (You can’t even pretend that doesn’t sound out of this world).

And of course – this section wouldn’t be complete without mentioning the Lifetime Silicone Stroker. This thing is pretty simple in design – it’s a giant mound of silicone with a good grip on it, and a pussy opening on one end. The great thing about it is that it’s completely waterproof, and it’s been tested by military standards. It has been boiled, frozen, dropped from heights – you name it, this toy has gone through it. If you want something that will really last – look no further.

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Sex Dolls

Blake Athletic Sex Doll
  • Blake - Athletic
  • Realistic weight makes realistic play
  • Great value for price
  • Super athletic, blonde and sexy
  • Customizable vagina
  • Feels incredibly sexy
Lana Japanese Silicone Sex Doll
  • Lana - Japanese
  • Petite in size, but very curvy
  • Customizable facial features
  • 50lbs means easier to carry
  • Very realistic skin
  • High quality materials and production
Porn Star Sex Doll
  • Jasmine - Porn Star
  • Thick and curvy
  • 107lbs allows for realistic sex
  • Lots of customizable options
  • She’s very flexible and loves to bend
  • Nice, tight fit

Just like real women, we’re all going to have our favorite types. Blake is a super sexy, busty, athletic woman who is ready and willing for you to do whatever you want to her. She’s got realistic feeling skin, and she weighs 91 lbs which means you can pound her pretty good without her moving around too much. That being said, 91 lbs can be a bit more difficult to carry around, so make sure you take that into consideration before purchasing this stunning gal.

And then of course, there’s Lana. Lana is a ridiculously cute and sexy little Asian woman who stands at just 4’11” and weighs only 51 lbs. If you want to really feel like you are in charge, and want to lift that gorgeous curvy body up and down, flip her around as much as you please, then Lana is a great option. She may be small, but she is mighty. And you can choose her skin tone, eye and hair color to make her your exact type.

And then… Jasmine. Oh, Jasmine. If you love the Kim K’s of the world, then you’re going to love the Jasmine realistic sex doll. She is thick and curvy in all the right places, and just begging for you to take her home. She’s also got a ton of customizable options to make her exactly what you’re looking for. You can choose everything from her hair color, areola size and color to whether or not you want her to have a heated body. If you’re looking to build your perfect woman, this may be a great place to start. Just keep in mind she weighs 107 lbs.

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Pocket Pussies

KYO Bound Kukuru Pocket Pussy
  • KYO Bound Kukuru
  • Great beginner’s toy
  • Easy-grip shaft for ease of use
  • Tight like a virgin
  • Four pleasure zones
  • Quick and easy to clean
Frigging Girl Onahole Pocket Pussy
  • Frigging Girl Onahole
  • Small size - great for travel
  • Ribbed inside for extra pleasure
  • It’s waterproof
  • Feel-good material
  • It’s easy to use
Meiki 7 Sarah Suns Realistic Pocket Pussy
  • Meiki 7 Sarah Sun’s Carnaval
  • Modeled after the gorgeous Sarah
  • Great value and durable
  • Ribbed inside
  • Realistic feel
  • Easy to clean

All three of these are great options if you like to bring your toys with you when you travel, or you want to be able to hide them discreetly without needed a ton of space. These toys are all fairly small in size – but don’t let that fool you. They’ve got a huge pleasure impact!

The KYO Bound Kukuru Realistic Vagina is a basic male stroker, but the ribbed grip on the outside makes it easy to stroke back and forth, and the tighter you squeeze your fist, the tighter it feels on your cock. Super simple to use, and feels incredible. With some high quality water-based lubricant, this will feel incredibly realistic. And if you’re looking for a little extra fun, there’s a place to put a bullet vibe inside too.

And of course, for anyone who is a fan of the gorgeous porn star Sarah, then this is a must-have in your arsenal. The incredibly sexy lips make it a treat – and the realistic material sure doesn’t hurt either.

But if you’re looking for something even more visually pleasing, then you’re going to love the Frigging Girl Onahole. This give you the arousing view of a gorgeous women as you enter her from behind. The curve of her butt cheeks, and of course – the option for anal or vaginal entry. Both with different textures and tightness inside.

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Anal Toys

Aneros Helix Syn
  • Aneros Helix Syn
  • Velvet touch silicone for smooth entry
  • Hands-free play
  • Good size for beginners
  • Anatomically designed for optimal pleasure
  • High quality, FDA-approved materials
Lelo Loki Wave
  • Lelo Loki Wave
  • ‘Come-hither’ prostate massage motion
  • Both external and internal stimulation
  • 10 modes of stimulation
  • 100% waterproof
  • Long-lasting charge
Tantus Perfect Plug Kit
  • Tantus Perfect Plug Kit
  • Two sizes to ease your way up
  • Great for beginners
  • 3-speed removable bullet vibrator
  • Completely waterprooof
  • 100% ultra-premium silicone

The Aneros Helix Syn is the perfect prostate massager if you want hands-free pleasure that stays in the most anatomically pleasurable place no matter what else you’re doing with your hands (or mouth). The size makes it good for beginners, but the unique and intensely pleasurable shape makes it great for all. The super velvety smooth material makes it comfortable and the materials are all high grade, FDA-approved. This one has even won an award or two.

If you’re looking for something that’s going to work a little harder for you, then you should take a look at the Lelo Loki Wave. This doesn’t come cheap, but it is so very worth it. This is the only anal toy that I’ve found that stimulates both externally and internally at the same time – it’s like that famous Rabbit Vibe women love – but for men! And you’re not going to be disappointed. With 10 stimulation modes, you’re sure to find something that makes you scream with joy. You know, if you’re into that anal thing. (If you haven’t tried it – DO IT)

Which brings me to the Tantus Perfect Plug Kit. If you ARE just starting out with anal play, then this is a great one to choose. It comes with two plugs – one smaller than the other – so that you can start smaller and ease into the wider ones. Both plugs are incredibly smooth for extra comfort, and you can add a waterproof bullet vibe to either one if you want to give that a try too. Like I said, a great way to get your feet wet in the world of anal play.

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Penis Pumps

Hydromax 7 Penis Pump
  • HydroMax 7
  • Super-strong water vacuum
  • Quick and easy release
  • Huge results - up to 10 inches long
  • Great for use in bath or shower
  • Contoured fit for strong seal
Penomet Premium Dick Pump
  • Penomet Premium
  • Just 15 mins to a bigger penis
  • Made from polycarbonate (virtually unbreakable)
  • First and only certified pump
  • Control pressure with interchangeable gaiters
  • Scientifically proven to work
Hydromax 5 Penis Pump
  • HydroMax 5
  • Water pump for increased results
  • Softer seal for more comfort
  • Watch it grow with marked measures on shaft
  • Won’t suck your balls in!
  • Flexible body-safe silicone

One of the things I love about using a penis pump is that it gives you the sexual pleasure and satisfaction you need, but it also makes you look huge! All three of these pumps have clear shafts so you can watch as the magic happens. Which I have to admit – is a much bigger turn on than I ever expected. I’ve got a couple other strokers that have clear shafts too – and I can’t even describe how turned on it makes me. They’re great when you’re using them with a partner too. They get to watch you get bigger and bigger – which makes them only more and more ready to pounce on top!

So… which one is right for you? It depends what you’re looking for – and of course, your budget. Both of the Hydromax pumps are similar – the 7 is obviously the newer version and has a more comfortable fit at the base. But it’s also more expensive than the 5. To me, for the small difference in price I’d rather go for the 7 – but that’s up to you.

And then there’s the Penoment Premium. This one has ‘premium’ in the name for a reason. This is like the rolls royce of the pump world. This thing not only makes me huge, but it feels really good in the process. IT’s apparent when you start using it that’s it’s definitely the most expensive of the 3, but if you can afford it, then I would absolutely go for it. In my mind, it’s worth it!

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Cock Rings

Lelo Tor 2 Cock Ring
  • Lelo Tor 2
  • Satisfaction for both partners
  • Wear it different ways for different pleasure
  • 6 vibration settings
  • Fully rechargeable
  • 1.1 inch diameter
Tantus Vibrating C-Ring Penis Ring
  • Tantus Vibrating C-Ring
  • Removable bullet vibe
  • Great for anal sex
  • High quality silicone material
  • Versatile and easy to use
  • 2 inch diameter
We Vibe Pivot
  • We-Vibe Pivot
  • 10 pre-set vibrations mode
  • Couple-friendly
  • Stretchy material for confortable fit
  • Rechargeable up to 2 hours
  • 1.25 inch diameter

The Lelo Tor 2 sets itself apart from other vibrating cock rings with it’s whisper-quiet vibrations and versatile wearing styles to ensure that both partners get the most out of it. With 6 different pleasure settings that are easy to control it’s easy to change things up mid-play to make sure both people are getting the most out of it. It’s also 100% waterproof so you can take your play anywhere.

That being said, both the vibrating C-Ring and the We-Vibe Pivot can be used in water too. The We-Vibe Pivot is actually kind of similar to the Lelo ring. Even in price point it’s not too far off, but it does have more vibration settings – so if that’s something that you think you’ll really enjoy, then that’s your best bet.

If you’re not really sure you want to spend that much on a cock ring just yet, the Vibrating C-Ring is perfect for you. It feels great, and you can get used to the idea of using a male toy like this before going in for the big players. The only downside on this one is that if you do end up really liking it, you’re going to be buying a lot of batteries. The other two are rechargeable but the removable bullet vibe in the C-ring takes batteries.

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Couples Sex Toys

Kiiroo Onyx 2 and Cliona - Sex Toys for Couples
  • Kiiroo Onyx 2 & Cliona
  • Play together with bluetooth technology
  • Several pleasure modes for each toy
  • Control each other’s pleasure
  • Women’s toy fits snugly in your palm
  • Fully rechargeable
Lovense Max and Nora - Couples Sex Toys
  • Lovense Max & Nora
  • Local or long-distance control
  • Great for long-distance couples
  • 3 pleasure settings on each toy
  • Sense & Sync to your partner’s movements
  • Fully rechargeable
Kiiroo Titan and Pearl - Couples Toys
  • Kiiroo Titan & Pearl 2
  • Sense & sync to your partner’s movements
  • Sleek and modern design
  • Fully rechargeable
  • Long-last charge for lengthy playtimes
  • Control your lover’s pleasure

All of the above can be controlled long-distance which makes them great for couples who are not always together – whether one of the partners travels frequently, or you just have a long-distance relationship, these are sure to keep your sex life alive no matter where you both are. I’ve already mentioned the Kiiroo Onyx+ near the top of this page, but it’s a powerful automatic sex toy with a sleek and modern chamber. It’s mixed with the Cliona in this couples sex toy set which is an intense and powerful clitoris stimulator.

Next we’ve got the Lovense Max & Nora. The Max is unique because of the incredible internal texture – and perhaps more importantly – the unique air pump design that allows you to control the suction with air valves on the side of the shaft. It’s an intense and amazing feeling. And of course, that’s paired with an incredible rabbit-style vibrator for her.

And last but definitely not least is the Kiiroo Titan with the Pearl 2. Another sleek and modern product from Kiiroo, this one is matched with the Pearl 2 for her. The Pearl 2 is a smooth and silky vibrator that can be used for both external and internal stimulation for her. Each time it’s inserted, the Titan will respond with varying vibrations depending on the movement of the Pearl.

While the technology seems hard to believe, I can guarantee you won’t be thinking anything about it once you start using them!

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VR Porn Apps

BaDoink VR Porn App
  • BaDoink VR
  • Winner of 3 major VR Porn awards in 2018
  • $1.00 trial
  • 2 New releases each week
  • 10,000+ porn videos
  • As low as $7.50/month
Sex Like Real App
  • Sex Like Real
  • 5,000+ videos
  • 24 free full-length videos
  • 10 daily updates
  • The only i-Tunes like app
  • Only $25/month
VR Bangers
  • VR Bangers
  • 2 new releases every week
  • Interactive VR porn
  • 300 exclusive VR videos
  • As low as $0.83/day
  • Built-in streaming

I’m going to be honest with you here – ALL of these VR sex apps are frickin’ amazing. I mean, we’re talking about VIRTUAL REALITY PORN! As in… feel like you’re there – see these women in POV style, as if they’re right in front of you. I’m telling you – this type of porn is really going to take your masturbation session to a whole other level.

Now, that being said, I can’t really tell you which site is best. VR Bangers won three awards recently though including ‘Best Virtual Reality Scene’. So if that means anything to you, then go ahead and choose that one. But I think the best way to decide is take a look yourself. They each have their own exclusive videos, and it really depends on your tastes. Some offer a 1-day trial for just a buck. Sex Like Real offers you a free trial. So get over there and give them a try and see what you like best.

Just make sure to check out which VR players are supported so that you can get the best out of your trial/purchase.

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Conclusion

So there you have it. If you’re not already adding toys to your cart after all of this, what ARE you doing?

We are living in a beautiful age where we men have access to hundreds (if not thousands??) or amazing toys designed strictly for our sexual pleasure. So get out there and enjoy it. Experiment with all different types of male sex toys, and see just how much pleasure you can get. I’m telling you right now – it’s going to be the most exciting adventure you’ve ever been on!

Enjoy, my friends, enjoy!

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Mark Mitchell

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