I’ve tried many different massagers, and although they all did at least a decent job, only a chosen few can grace my best prostate massagers list that I humbly present to you today.
When it comes to sticking things up my ass, I’m (always) here for it. It doesn’t matter what I had planned for the day – if the offer of anal play is on the table, I will take it. Plugs, beads, vibrators, bullets – you name it, I’ve tried it. However, nothing gets me as riled up as a great prostate massager.
Those of you who have the same proclivities as I do and who like to take their carnal ministrations up a notch already know that massagers are a godsend. But not many know the secret behind picking a good one. Worry not; all will be revealed! And, if you (yes, you, reader) are a beginner with a virgin ass tight enough to squeeze the life out of a toy (if it had any), then buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.
Let’s go pick the best prostate massagers on the market!
Take A Peek In Mark’s Basket Of Goodies – Best Prostate Massagers
Can we all just agree that, although orgasms are excellent no matter how you come around to having them, there are some things you can do to make them better? We can? Great. Then you are in the right mindset to hear about my top picks of prostate stimulators.
Just rubbing one out feels fantastic, especially after a long hard day. However, if you go the extra mile and stimulate yourself in more than one way, you just might turn your frown upside down and make the day go from terrible to terrifyingly good.
A good prostate toy is:
- Precise (and it hits the spot every time)
- Easy to control (in terms of insertion, speed, and intensity)
- Made out of body-safe materials
- The right size for you
Now because there’s really no such thing as one-prostate-massager-fits-all, here’s a list of ten amazing ones. One of these WILL speak to your soul (and ass).
Lelo Billy 2
Lelo is one of the biggest high-end sex toy companies on the market. The day they decided to invest their money into making quality sex toys for men that will actually do their job should, frankly, be celebrated as a national holiday.
The Billy 2 male prostate massager is an excellent display of the brainpower and creativity that makes up Lilo’s R&D team. The perfect word to describe this toy would be “measured.” Why? Because it has everything that you need to bust a load so big you’ll be recuperating for days without any unnecessary just-for-show accessories.
What do I mean by that? It has:
- A sleek, curved design that allows the toy to hit the bull’s eye every time
- A tapered body that makes it beginner-friendly (not everyone’s ass is made to take giant bulb-like prostate heads on the first try)
- Eight vibration modes and patterns
Lelo Billy 2 can last over two hours during playtime and 90 days on standby, so you better believe it’s always ready! Of course, it also has the signature Lelo velvety soft silicone body.
It’s definitely a step up compared to its predecessor, the OG Billy. Although, that one’s not too shabby either!
Great for: Beginners and veterans alike.
Lelo Loki
Another one of Lelo’s Greatest Hits, the Loki, bears the name of God of Mischief with good reason. It was a massive hit on the market when it came out thanks to the come-hither technology and design (yes, that pun was completely intended). It allows the mischievous Loki to hit all your spots simultaneously and gently (or not so gently) rock you all the way to one of the most incredible orgasms your pocket rocket ever experienced.
The Loki also has one thing that Billy and Billy 2 don’t – a flared base. Although the chances of your ass sucking up the entirety of either Billy or Billy 2 are small, an extra precaution is always appreciated. Aside from that, Loki also has some other perks:
- The large head and a curved body make it ideal for prostate stimulation
- A flexible larger arm (that’s the famous come-hither design) that will zero in on your happy button and won’t let go until your balls are completely empty
- A smaller second arm that will treat your perineum like the king it is
- It’s completely waterproof and open for some shower play
- It has 10 different pleasure modes
Great for: Those looking for something new. Loki’s large head doesn’t make insertion all that easy for beginners, but it’s something to work your way up to.
Aneros Helix Syn Trident
If you’ve ever seen the Aneros Helix Syn trident in person, you’ll know what I mean when I say that it looks like a drunk squid. But if you squint really hard, you’ll see the trident design the company was going for. So, let’s give them that one, shall we? They did make a stellar product, after all.
This male prostate toy has a self-pivoting design which allows for a wide range of motions. However, it’s also quite firm, which means you won’t lose your grip on it while in the throes of passion.
Some might find the Aneros Helix Syn Trident to be a bit too intimidating, while others will find it lacking. It’s a matter of opinion but, if you ask me, when it comes to non-vibrating toys, the Trident has a lot to offer. It’s definitely a contender in my book.
The most significant selling points of this bad boy are:
- The ergonomic design
- The slim diameter that makes for easy insertion
- That it stays in place in all positions
- That it’s affordable
Great for: Those who have been around the block a few times and are looking for a new addition to their collection. This particular toy might seem too intimidating to beginners.
Rocks-Off Rude Boy
If there’s one thing I love, it’s sex toys with notable names. Unlike the previous entry, Rocks-Off’s Rude Boy has a name that’s straight to the point, imaginative, and, most importantly, fun.
However, a great name isn’t all this toy has to offer. It’s a medium-sized toy, which means it’s a good pick for pretty much anyone except complete beginners. However, even if you are a beginner, you should still consider Rude Boy. Thanks to its design, it gives you the ability to aim straight for your prostate. Sure, it’s a bit girthier than you’d like, but that can be easily solved with more prep time.
Rude Boy will definitely show you a good time because it has:
- Dual stimulative capabilities, which means that it will simultaneously stimulate your prostate from the inside and the outside
- The hands-free design allows for a more relaxed use
- A distinct curved design is specifically made to aim at your prostate (and hit it every time)
- A 7-speed bullet that offers strong vibrations
Great for: Those looking for a waterproof toy that’s the Goldilocks’ dream – not too big and not too small. It’s just right.
Lelo Hugo
Lelo’s Hugo might be one of my favorite prostate massagers on this list. Like all other Lelo toys, it has a sleek and elegant design. So, even at first glance, it looks like something that you want to own.
Of course, there’s more to this baby than just the pretty shell. Hugo is a remote-controlled toy that stimulates your prostate both from the inside and the outside. But that’s not the best part. Ask me what the best part is! Oh, OK, I’ll tell you! Hugo reigns supreme on my list because it has a wide range of vibrating modes and patterns.
Now, I know I’m hyping it up, so you might be expecting a huge toy, but Hugo actually isn’t that big. It’s overall relatively narrow, but it packs a delightful punch. Aside from that, it also:
- Is super quiet (the toy’s vibrations only make noise around 50dB)
- Has 12 different intensity levels and patterns that will blow your mind
- Offers two motors (double the pleasure, double the fun), so your prostate will get a royal treatment
Great for: Everyone! It’s not exactly a great choice if you like big toys, but what it lacks in girth, it makes up with versatility. However, the highest intensity isn’t as strong as it is with some other prostate massagers, so keep that in mind.
Aneros Vice 2
There’s a good reason why Aneros’ R&D team decided to call this toy Vice. This monster is what dreams are made of (provided you dream about massive anal toys that will slam into your prostate).
Although it has some great capabilities, Vice is most recognizable thanks to its design. It has more than one curve on the toy’s main shaft, which allows you to push it in deeper than you would some other, smaller toys. Not to mention, the curves are ergonomic and follow your body’s natural trajectory (yes, I’m talking about your rectal area).
Aneros Vice 2 offers:
- Two motors that are no joke because they pack serious power
- 4 different speeds and 18 different patterns of vibration
- A soft, silicone body that will work with you instead of against you
- The two bulbs that keep the toy firmly in place
Great for: Those looking to get filled to the brim.
Lovense Edge 2
Lovense isn’t necessarily my favorite toy manufacturer, but, boy, do they have some gems in their selection.
There are plenty of reasons why this toy made it onto my top ten list, but the main one is that it’s an adjustable prostate massager. What does that mean? Well, let me tell you. The massager has a seemingly typical design – it has two arms, one larger and the other smaller, and a bulbous end on the bigger arm.
However, what you don’t see (until you take the toy into your hands) is how flexible the upper arm is. Paired with the overall rigidity of the body, Lovense can rightfully claim they have made the world’s first adjustable prostate massager.
The flexible arm makes hitting the prostate a piece of cake. But, the Edge 2 also has:
- A large bulb that ensures muscle retention
- Close-range and long-distance control options
- Advanced vibration controls (which include syncing vibrations to music and an unlimited number of patterns)
Great for: Those looking to get the most bang for their buck. At an affordable price, Lovense Edge 2 offers a lot of features. Not to mention, the adjustability is a big sell.
nJoy Pure Wand
Although I rarely reach for a sex toy that isn’t silicone, Njoy Pure Wand is one of the exceptions. This stainless steel wand offers two different modes of stimulation thanks to its double-ended design.
With two different-sized bulbs on either end, the Njoy Pure Wand is like a two-in-one toy. One of the best features of this (and all other stainless steel) toy(s) is that it’s perfect for temperature play. This isn’t a feature many other prostate massagers can offer (unless they have a heating motor).
Aside from that, Njoy also has:
- An upper hand on all other toys, since it’s compatible with all types of lube
- A curved body that’s easy to manipulate
- Style – it comes in a satin pouch that’s sat in a presentation box (both of which look incredibly fancy)
Great for: Those looking for something a bit different and out of the box.
Nexus Revo Stealth
Another amazing remote-controlled toy is the Nexus Revo Stealth. However, the remote controls are only its second-best features, considering that this bad boy also has a rotating head. Yup, it can stimulate your entire rectal area, not just the prostate, because its head rotates!
But that’s not all. This toy also offers:
- A 15-meter range
- A ribbed external stimulator (just in case the rotating head doesn’t push you over the edge, this certainly will)
- Two rotation speeds and modes (you can opt for a clockwise or counterclockwise mode)
- Six different vibration speeds
Great for: Those looking for something with extra features. If your prostate is tricky to find or zero in on with a regular massager, this one will make your life easier.
Nexus Gyro
We’re closing the list with another dual-motor baby! The Nexus Gyro is a fantastic prostate massager that can also serve other purposes. It has a specific curvature that makes it an excellent P and G-spot sniffer!
Aside from being versatile, Nexus Gyro also:
- Has two motors (one in the base and another one in the shaft), which means you won’t rely on residual vibrations in order to have your prostate stimulated
- Offers the option of mixing and matching the vibration speeds and patterns
- Has a curved base that’s designed for a hands-free experience – ideally, you’ll sit on the toy and gyrate your hips (hence the name)
Great for: Those looking to switch things up. A versatile toy that offers a different kind of hands-free experience, the Nexus Gyro is worth anyone’s time.
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Prostate 101 – Unlock The Back Door
Although we’ve all been pulling on our beaver bashers for as long as we can remember, not many men are brave enough to venture into the unknown and try unlocking the backdoor. That’s a real shame, if you ask me, considering that some of the best orgasms I had slammed into me because I was fiddling with my prostate.
Word to the wise – the P-spot isn’t that hard to find, but you have to know what you’re doing. So keep reading!
The Magical Pleasure Button And Everything You Need To Know About It
Prostate play can get you that coveted full-body orgasm everyone’s talking about. First, you have to find it, of course. To do that, you have to actually know what it is and how it works.
The prostate is a musculo-glandular organ that’s relatively small in size. It’s about the size of a walnut, and it has a similar structure. Well, you won’t exactly feel a walnut when you stick your fingers up your ass, but you will (with a bit of rummaging around) find a patch of muscle that feels different compared to its surroundings. More than anything else, the prostate feels somewhat sponge-like, so aim for that.
The P-spot is located about 2 inches inside the rectum. It surrounds the bladder and the urethra. The prostate swells when you get aroused, which is why we often get the feeling that we need to go to the bathroom when we’re incredibly horny.
That’s also why it’s always a good idea to be as aroused as possible before you start showing fingers up your (or anyone else’s asshole). The prostate is much easier to find if you’re turned on. Sometimes, it’s swollen enough to be felt from the outside. Of course, that’s not always the case.
However, even if you can’t feel the prostate from the outside, playing with your perineum (the taint) will still be pleasurable. So, start with that and work your way up (or, better said, in).
Ah, Push It (Real Good) – How To Have An Amazing Prostate Orgasm
Although it seems easy, finding your prostate and actually stimulating it enough for an orgasm isn’t a walk in the park. If you have a delicate, virgin butt (not that there’s anything wrong with that), prostate play isn’t something that you’ll be able to do in a few minutes. You can’t rub one off in the shower if you know what I mean.
A fantastic prostate orgasm takes:
- A completely relaxed state of mind (and body)
- Thorough prep
- Some discovering of the local terrain, if you will
There’s No Room For Fear
To be able to fully enjoy prostate play, you have to NOT be afraid of it. I know that sounds laughable, especially to someone who’s about to go where no man (woman or toy) has gone before, but being completely relaxed is the key to success.
If you’re scared of playing with your anal region, then you’ll be twitchy and, to put it in plastic, easily understandable terms, your hole won’t budge no matter how hard you push. Pushing hard when there’s resistance isn’t something I recommend, by the way.
So, relax and try to approach this with as much ease as you can muster.
Also, while you’re at it, get rid of all bigoted thoughts that might be coming your way. A lot of heterosexual men play with their assholes. It’s perfectly natural, and, most importantly, the way you seek (and find) pleasure when you’re by yourself doesn’t reflect your sexuality.
Prep Is The Most Vital Part
As you probably know, you can’t really go about anal play willy-nilly. There’s substantial prep involved. A butt isn’t like a vagina. In other words, it doesn’t open up when you’re aroused, and it doesn’t self-lubricate. That means that anal prep involves lots of lube and plenty of stretching.
Every prep starts with a shower. As you’re more than well aware, the butt isn’t exactly the cleanest of all places. It’s where poop comes out of, you know. So, begin your prep by thoroughly cleaning yourself. Some people use anal douches for this, which I highly recommend. It’s all a matter of squatting and following instructions.
Although there’s a really slim chance of poop making an appearance, if you’re worried about it, try to go to the bathroom 30 to 60 minutes before you start the prep. Next, get a lot of lube and get comfortable. Get as aroused and relaxed as you can and then get preppin’.
First, explore the outside area with one lubed-up finger (or a small anal toy). Don’t push anything in until you feel entirely comfortable with the notion. Once you do start pushing, don’t go hard and fast. Slow and steady wins the race. No matter what you’re using, give yourself enough time to adjust.
If you’re using your fingers, once you get the first one in, and you’ve adjusted to it, add a second one and stretch yourself a bit. The sensation will feel weird and good at the same time, but if there’s any pain (not discomfort but real pain), go back a few steps and start over. Anal play shouldn’t be painful.
Digging Around
When you have one or a few digits in, it’s time to find the prostate. As I mentioned before, the prostate feels different under the finger because it’s like a bulbous walnut-sized sponge. It’s pretty distinctive compared to the surrounding tissue.
The prostate is located about two inches up the rectum. So, when you manage to squeeze your finger in, make the come-hither motion with it toward your Sexcalibur. You’ll know when you find it (some say it’s like being zapped by electricity, but in a good way).
OK, I Found It! Now What?
Finding the prostate feels like an “aha” moment, but once you do find it, you’re still a long way away from an orgasm. Since prostate stimulation differs significantly from penis stimulation, you might need some new tips and tricks to get to the Big O.
Don’t worry; I have your back.
Assume the (Right) Position
Prostate stimulation doesn’t look the same for everyone. Sure, at the end of the day, we’re all there with something up our butts, but not everyone favors the same positions.
When talking with beginners, I always recommend the missionary position (without the partner, of course) for anal play. It’s the most relaxed one, and it allows easy access to the butt. However, this doesn’t work for everyone because if you’re using only your fingers for stimulation, the angle can sometimes be awkward, and your wrist WILL start hurting sooner or later.
So, my first prostate technique isn’t so much of a method as it’s a piece of advice. Try out as many positions as you can think of and find the one that works the best for you. Perhaps it’s easier to be on your stomach and put a pillow beneath you? Or, maybe you’re a stand-up kind of a guy, and you’d rather explore the backdoor while in the upright positions?
The position doesn’t really matter in terms of pleasure, as long as it’s comfortable for you.
Double Trouble
Anal play can be somewhat uncomfortable, which is why I always recommend people to take a breather and try playing with their one-eyed monster. That’s definitely going to get them going and make the prostate swell. That makes finding it and stimulating it that much easier. A “double trouble” approach will surely tip you over the edge because there isn’t a man out there who won’t sling his shot after being attacked on two fronts.
Aggressive Approach
Prostate orgasms are fantastic no matter how you achieve them. However, there’s a lot to be said about hands-free prostate orgasms. Not stimulating your penis and instead aggressively attacking your prostate (this is a figure of speech, by the way, don’t try to jab your prostate until it hurts) is another great technique.
However, keep in mind that not all men can achieve orgasms just from prostate stimulation. If it doesn’t work the first time, you either have to keep trying or involve the beaver basher somehow.
How To Find The ONE (Massager To Rule Them All)
Prostate masturbators and massagers, especially tiny ones, are great toys for first-timers. They are specifically designed to hit your prostate, so they’ll get you where you need to go, and they are usually easy to manipulate.
But how does one find the perfect prostate massager toy for themselves?
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Luckily, there’s plenty of options on the market. From small prostate massagers you’ll barely feel while they’re going in all the way to monster dongs that will leave you walking funny for a week – there’s something for everyone.
What Are My Options?
Picking the suitable prostate toy comes down to experience and preference. Now, if you don’t have any experience, don’t worry; I have plenty. As for your preference, you’ll find that out soon enough. All you have to do is give one or two toys a try.
Regular Prostate Toys
Regular, run-of-the-mill prostate toys are something most beginners end up getting. They are usually small (although they do come in various sizes) and are slightly curved. This curvature of the wand is what makes the toy prostate-specific. It’s supposed to help you reach the damn little thing without a hassle.
Of course, because everyone’s anatomy is different, not all regular prostate massagers will work for you. Ideally, you need something big enough to make it worth your while without wrecking your behind.
Vibrating Prostate Massagers
Prostate massagers with a twist are those that have tiny motors in them that make them vibrate. Vibrations that are pressed directly onto your prostate will make you see stars (trust me).
Now, if you’re wondering why you shouldn’t just get a regular vibrator and call it a day, you’re on the wrong track. Vibrating prostate massagers have an anal-safe design. Although you can, of course, use a vibrator for anal play, if you’re a beginner and you haven’t found your footing when it comes to prostate stimulation, a vibrating massager is exactly what you need. Not to mention, the curvature makes all the difference.
Hands-Free Prostate Massagers
If you’re looking for an advanced feature, look no further than hands-free prostate massagers. These remote-controlled massagers can provide you with an experience that few other can. All you have to do is lay back and enjoy their hard work (and press a few buttons on the remote or on your phone).
Of course, although the hands-free feature isn’t always beginner-friendly, you don’t actually have to use it until you’re ready.
Materials
As with any other toy, when you’re choosing a prostate massager, you have to pay close attention to some things. It’s not just the design you need to concern yourself with. In fact, how it looks is less important than what it does and how it’s made.
Generally speaking, there are plenty of materials featured on the sex toy market. However, not all of them are body-safe. Ideally, you’ll go for something that’s entirely made out of silicone. Silicone is easy to clean and maintain, and you can sterilize it. Unlike it, TPE isn’t as easy to clean (although it’s softer and more supple, which is why some people prefer it).
Furthermore, metal and glass prostate massagers are also a great choice. However, you’ll be pressed to find vibrating or hands-free toys that are glass or metal, so if that’s something you’re interested in, you’ll have to settle for silicone.
Jelly and plastic toys aren’t and won’t ever be on my recommendation list.
Size
Picking the right size of the toy is imperative for pleasurable anal play. Many beginners fall into the “size trap,” as I like to call it because small toys look too small to them. Trust me; you want to start as small as possible. I know that small prostate toys look tiny and as if they won’t do anything, but if you’ve never had a toy (or anything else) up your ass, anything you put in it will create a sensation.
Plus, it’s better to start with a smaller toy and work your way up than spend your money on a toy that’s too big for you. If you do that, you’ll still have to get the toy you thought was tiny, but you’ll also have the feeling of disappointment and resentment.
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No-No, Don’t Touch Me There, This Is My No-No Square (Tips On What To Avoid)
Buying the right prostate massager is a guessing game, at least in part. You won’t actually know if you like it until you try it out. However, some things are universally true. In other words, here are some tips on where I messed up, so you don’t have to.
Expensive Doesn’t Always Mean High-Quality
If you’re feeling a bit lost and aren’t sure which toy to go for, you might think that picking out an expensive toy will solve all your problems. Pro tip: it won’t. Expensive toys usually are top-notch, but that’s not always the case. There are plenty of plastic pieces of rubbish out there that are masquerading as proper prostate toys that will end up being nothing more than a colossal waste of money.
Do proper research into the company and the toy that seems like it’s a good fit for you before making a purchase.
There Is Such A Thing As Too Many Features
Hear me out; a prostate toy that has many features isn’t a bad thing. That’s not what I’m saying. In fact, at this point in my life, the more, the merrier. However, if you’re a beginner, it’s best to go for a simple massager that will give you a few basic things than for the one that comes with bells and whistles. There’s nothing wrong with bells and whistles, but only if you know, you’ll like them (or at least strongly suspect).
So, you know, walk before you run.
Function Always Trumps Form
The color of your prostate massager, as well as features that are extras, aren’t as important as the general design. If the toy isn’t ergonomic, you won’t have much use of its vibrating features (no matter how many vibrating modes and patterns it has).
Manufacturers that know their stuff will always differentiate between prostate massagers for beginners and those for pro anal players. If they don’t, consider moving on and finding one that actually puts some thought into their products.
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Can I Use Vaginal Toys For Anal Play And Vice Versa?
Although it is possible to use just about anything for both anal and vaginal play, I wouldn’t recommend it. Toys for vaginal play don’t typically have a flared base. That’s because the vagina will rarely exhibit the same behavior that the anus sometimes does (meaning the vagina doesn’t have the habit of sucking toys in).
Also, you should generally keep anal and vaginal toys separate. No matter how well you clean them, there’s always the risk of contamination.
Which Type Of Prostate Massager Will Last The Longest?
Glass prostate massagers and glass sex toys, in general, have the longest shelf-life. They don’t show signs of wear and tear either. However, they also have no give, are rigid, and can’t have any extra features.
So, I’d opt for a high-quality, body-safe silicone massager instead. It will last you long enough to get your money’s worth back (in orgasms) and more.
Is There A Wrong Way To Use A Prostate Massager?
I’m inclined to straight up say NO here and call it a day. However, I know some people out there are creative when it comes to sex toy use, so I’ll say that there is, in fact, a wrong way to use a prostate massager. Generally speaking, you’ll want to follow the instruction manual. Also, if the toy doesn’t specifically state that it’s waterproof, don’t take it on an adventure under the showerhead. You’ll end up regretting it.
A Few Parting Words
Although I’ve done my very best to cover all topics regarding prostate massagers and male anal toys, if you have any more questions or just need some advice, hit me up. I know that this is a lot of information to process, but remember that picking out your first prostate massager (or any sex toy) is supposed to be fun. So, don’t sweat over the small stuff, and have a blast playing!
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