Best Pocket Pussies and Realistic Vaginas

If you’re like most men, then you suffer from what I like to call ‘not getting laid enough’. Okay so that might now be a term I can copyright, but it spells it out pretty good, doesn’t it? Like, even if you are in a relationship, how often are you left wanting more when she’s not in the mood? And if you’re single, then we all know you and your hand are the ones with the actual relationship, right? And so that’s where pocket pussies and realistic vaginas come into play. These can get get you off way better than just using your hand. If you haven’t tried one yet, then you’re missing out. But don’t worry. You’ve come to the right place.

Pocket Pussies

So. What’s a pocket pussy, you might ask? It’s a fake pussy that fits in your pocket so you can get off whenever and wherever you want. Sounds pretty awesome, right? These toys come in a variety of materials, feels, looks and even sizes. And there are a ton of options out there. But rest assured, I’ve done a ton of testing for you (you’re welcome) and I’ve put together 3 of the best pocket pussies on the market.

 Realistic Vaginas

Just think about it… fake pussies that look and feel like real pussies, and give you sex whenever you want it. *high five* So what’s the difference between above-mentioned pocket vagina and these fake vaginas? Well, basically the size and shape of them. While you can’t discreetly throw these ones into your gym bag for casual play whenever, they do look and feel more realistic.

Best Pocket Pussies

KYO Bound Kukuru Artificial Pussy
  • KYO Bound Kukuru
  • Great beginner’s toy
  • Easy-grip shaft for ease of use
  • Tight like a virgin
  • Four pleasure zones
  • Quick and easy to clean
Frigging Girl Onahole Fake Pussy
  • Frigging Girl Onahole
  • Small size - great for travel
  • Ribbed inside for extra pleasure
  • It’s waterproof
  • Feel-good material
  • It’s easy to use
Meiki 7 Sarah Suns Realistic Pussy
  • Meiki 7 Sarah Sun’s Carnaval
  • Modeled after the gorgeous Sarah
  • Great value and durable
  • Ribbed inside
  • Realistic feel
  • Easy to clean

 

All three of these are great options, and in fact some of the best fake pussies that I’ve tried. While they’re not the most realistic looking vaginas I’ve seen, they all feel incredible, and they don’t take up too much space, and don’t weigh much either. They’re exactly what you need if you’re the type of guy (like myself) who likes to have one in your overnight bag, glove compartment, or even your desk drawer if you’re daring a horny like that! If I were you, I’d buy all three. However, if you’re not looking to jump in on that level, I’ll explain a bit about their unique features.

Take the KYO Bound Kukuru – Tight Pussy like you’ve NEVER had before, let me tell you! As the name says, it’s like your cock is bound tight inside this sleeve, just like it would in all those virgins you’ve never screwed. There is a unique 2-layer process that allows such tightness inside the sleeve, and the one-touch vacuum chamber increases the suction at just a light touch of the finger. It might be a small movement for you, but the results are anything BUT small! You’ll also LOVE the way the internal ridges grab at the head of your member for a real intense massage!

And last but definitely not least, I recommend the Frigging Girl Onahole. The outside of the box is a super sexy anime girl squeezing her own tit and playing with herself under her lifted skirt – a great way to start the fantasy if you ask me! The actual toy is a fairly basic masturbation sleeve but the feeling is incredible. Definitely worth a try, and a great addition to any sex toy arsenal!

Next we’ve got the Meiki 7 Sarah Sun’s Carnaval. If you don’t know who Sarah is, you should check her out – she’s a super hot Brazilian-Japanese porn star with an incredible F-cup, and you can have sex with her (fake) pussy if you choose this toy. Modeled after her super sexy pussy lips and tight hole, you’re going to have a ton of fun with her. And the best part? You get to choose when and where. (And how many times).

How they work: All all of the best pocket pussy toys work essentially the same way – you get yourself aroused and hard, put some lube on your cock and around the entrance of the toy and then slide it in. Stroke it back and forth until you blow your load. And of course keep in mind that if you’ve never tried one before, go easy. Or you’ll be finishing before you even really got started.

Best Realistic Vaginas

Hera Mini Doos Compressor
  • Hera Hip Mini
  • Full doggy-style view
  • Anal and Vaginal entrance
  • Unique textures in each hole
  • Realistic look and feel
  • Sexy curves for visual pleasure
Ashley Labres Life Sized 17 Pound Pussy With Panties
  • Ashley Labret's Life Sized Pussy
  • Both anal and vaginal entrance
  • Soft and supple on the outside
  • Textured for your pleasure on the inside
  • Lifelike experience weighing 17 pounds
  • Comes with sexy red lace panties
Kendra Lust Life Booty Stroker
  • Kendra Lust Life Sizes Booty
  • Comes with 6 full-length movies
  • Two holes - tight and tighter
  • Smooth, realistic ‘skin’
  • Modeled after Kendra Lust
  • Easy to clean and store

 

And now, my friends, we have entered new and exciting territory. Fake pussies that fit in the palm of your hand are great – but if you’ve got some time alone at home, and the privacy to go with it, then get yourself one of these lifelike, most realistic vagina toys. Pocket pussies are like your typical male stroker – you hold it in your hand and stroke. Simple. But these realistic fake vaginas are seriously the next best thing to the real deal. With the ass up in the air, just waiting for you to thrust inside, how can you say no to these ladies?

And in case you’re wondering where to begin, any one of these would be in the top contenders to win the award for the best fake pussy! And so we shall begin with the Hera Hip Mini. This one is still a masturbation sleeve that could potentially be thrown into your overnight bag at 25 cm long and just 6 pounds, but her beautiful curves are everything us men have come to love about women, and she’s ready and waiting for you to enter either of her holes. Which of course, each feel different than the other.

But if you want something that you can really thrust into… something that you don’t have to hold onto and stroke, then you’ve got to check out Ashley Labret’s Life Sized 17 Pound Pussy. Yes, you read that right – she weighs a full 17 pounds, and she is putting that ass up in the air just waiting for you. This solid weight means you can place her where you want and have at her. Trust me – it’s a very realistic feeling. Plus, she comes with gorgeous red panties so you can tease her and undress her before you begin.

And of course similar in size is the Kendra Lust Life Sizes Booty Stroker weighing in at just over 15 pounds. She’s got a rounder, grabbable ass and is in a slightly different position than Ashley Labret – so this is just down to preference. She’s also offering up double entry, and loves it when you get a firm grasp of her very realistic, plump buttcheeks. With all of these women just sitting here begging you for it, how will you ever choose?

How to get the most out of pocket pussies

  • Be aroused by the toy you choose. There are thousands of different fake vaginas out there – and you know why? Because every man likes something a little bit different. Love the look of large pussy lips? A tight anus? Find one that is visually stimulating to you, and you’re already going to have more fun than if you just choose the first one you see. Take your time, and find a woman that really turns you on!
  • Watch some porn! I feel like this should go without saying, but strangely enough it doesn’t. If there is ever a good time to watch some porn, this is about as good as any! Adding porn to the mix helps you set the mood and get aroused. Plus, if you’ve the best fake pussy hole staring up at you, and you’ve got some POV doggy-style porn on the TV in front of you – it’s like you’re right [email protected]&^ing there man!
  • Lube up. When a woman gets excited, she gets wet. These pocket pussies might LOOK real, but they need a little assistance in the wet department. And that’s where our good friend ‘lube’ comes in to play. Both silicone and water-based lubricants can be used on most toys, EXCEPT any silicone toys. Silicone-based lube ruins silicone toys. So since I don’t want to have to be thinking of this in the heat of the moment, I still with water-based lubricant which is safe for all toys. I recommend you do the same.
  • Get creative. I mean this in every way possible. Try new and exciting positions with your fake vagina sex toy. Take her in the shower with you. Get a little action in a parking lot somewhere. (please use discretion of course – don’t get arrested). Or even just move to different rooms in your house. Use it while you’re eating dinner or watching a movie – as if you’re with a girl who just can’t keep her hands off you. The only limit here is your own imagination.
  • Include your whole body. If you were really having sex, your whole body would be involved, right? So don’t forget it just because you’re having sex with a fake pussy. There are sensual areas all over your body that will help you reach an even better orgasm. Including by not limited to your balls, your perineum (that space between your balls and your anus) and of course – your anus. Play with it all if you really want to reach new heights of pleasure.
  • Be sure to clean up properly. I’m talking about your toys here. If you blow a load inside one of these beauties, your best best is to make sure you clean it up before it gets hard and crusty. Plus, then you know it’s ready to go whenever you are. After you wash it with a mild soap and water (or toy cleaner) make sure it’s completely dry before storing. This will help protect the delicate material and make your toy last longer.

10 things you should know before buying a pocket pussy

1. Not all fake pussies are made equal.

This is important. Any time that we are putting parts of our body inside something (or it inside us) we need to make sure that the material is safe. Our skin is our largest organ and it can actually absorb nasty chemicals from products that aren’t safe to be used for things such as a pocket vagina. So make sure you look for the labels, and choose high quality materials. When you see toys like the ones above that are selling for 20 bucks, be very weary. There are a lot of knock-off toys that are not safe for use.

2. Size Matters.

I know – this isn’t something that most men like to hear. But it’s absolutely true in this case. I mean, how do you plan to use your fake vagina? Do you travel a lot and want to be able to bring it with you? (obviously you’ll want a smaller pocket pussy in this case) or are you planning to have your way with her in your own bedroom and can safely store her in your closet or under your bed and don’t have to worry about packing her up or traveling with her. Then of course you could look at the beautiful and curvaceous models that are going to give you that incredibly realistic look and feeling. So see? Size does matter, and what works best for you really has to do with how (and where) you plan to use it.

3. Optional add-ons and accessories.

Take a good look at what you’re getting when you purchase your toy. Most reputable sites will be very transparent with what you’re getting, and if there are any add-ons available – either optional or needed. But often, especially with the bigger and more expensive vaginas such as the Ashley Labret or Kendra Lust models, you’ll have the option of a storing case. Sometimes you have to purchase this separately and sometimes it comes with the toy. But know what the case is for you, because when you’re buying a toy of this quality and at this price, the storage case is absolutely recommended to keep your toy free from debris and to help it last as long as possible.

4. How realistic do you want it?

There is a wide variety when it comes to how realistic even the best fake pussies look. Some have realistically painted lips while others do not. You’ll also want to take a look at the textures. Some are so detailed that you can see the pores, freckles and tiny little wrinkles in the skin. Others are smoothed out and less realistic. And honestly either way won’t make it feel better than the other, but it WILL be more or less visually arousing depending on your own personal preference. So this choice is really just up to you. I’m just suggesting that you do watch out for this and make sure you get the look you like the best! After all, this is all about you. So make sure you’re happy!

5. Best brands/models/makes.

This is tough, because there really are a lot of great makes and brands out there, but there are also new ones coming up frequently. I would say you’re pretty safe with any of the brands or toys that I mentioned above. Obviously, I believe they’re the best, but if you’re expanding your interests, stick with a lot of the brands mentioned. Some of them have extensive product lines you can choose from. But I think for me, when I’m trying to decipher if a brand is legit or not, I look for other people who have purchased from there and ask them. Or I read pages and pages of reviews to make sure I’m getting value for my money.

6. Vibrating or non?

Okay, so you might be like what?! Vibrating?? I didn’t see that option above! And you’re right. You didn’t. But I had to put it in here because there ARE toys out there that vibrate, although they didn’t make the top of my list for the best fake pussies. So if vibrations are something you think you’d really be into (or know you’re into) then I’d recommend adding in another toy such as a vibrating cock ring or prostate massager. These will increase the pleasure factor exponentially, and it also gives you the option of using it with or without the extra toy.

7. Buy the right lubricant.

I know I already mentioned lubricant above, but I can’t stress this enough. Lube is so important. It makes the realistic materials feel even more real, and keeps your cock from sore and chafed if you’re rubbing on a dry material. Soft as these materials are, you’ll still want lube! And don’t forget that buying the RIGHT lube is even more important, to ensure that you don’t ruin your toy. To play it safe I ONLY have water-based lube in my house so that I don’t accidentally use the wrong lube on a toy and ruin the beautifully soft and supple material that my toys are made out of.

8. How many holes do you want?

If only the real women in your life were asking you this question on the regular, right? But in all seriousness, how many holes do you want? A more basic pocket pussy will have just the vaginal opening, while a more detailed (and often larger) fake pussy will have both the vaginal and anal openings. So what is it that you prefer? Just remember to check whether or not the holes feel different inside. Some toys will have two different openings, but you end up in the same internal cavity, meaning they feel basically the same. For me, the fun in having two holes is that each one feel different than the other and I can go back and forth.

9. How much are you willing to spend?

It’s easy to get excited and carried away when it comes to purchasing these beautiful pleasure toys. At least it is for me anyway. Which is why I actually make a list of all the toys I want to try and then I put them in order of how desperate I want it, and the price beside it. Then of course, I go hunting. And I have to make a very responsible decision of where in the price range of toys do I land. It’s difficult. But just remember – you do typically get what you pay for. And anything else, I’ll leave up to you.

10. Cleaning and storage.

Don’t forget this part! If you’re spending good money on these toys, then you’re going to want to make sure they last, right? RIGHT!. And so don’t forget the cleaning process. I always use toy cleaner, just because I’m anal (pun actually not intended) about caring for my entire arsenal of toys as best as possible. Over the years I have grown quite attached to these pleasure producers, and I want them to not only last, but to stay in the best possible condition while they do so.

What you should avoid when buying pocket pussies

  • Cheap toys made out of shady material. – I’ve mentioned this a few times now. Just like we pay attention to what we eat, we need to pay attention to what we rub all over our bodies. Make sure you’re purchasing toys made from materials that are body-safe and won’t rip or tear after just one use. Often times these cheap materials will also be very cheap in price, so that’s a good sign to watch for. Also recognize that if you’re not using silicone or other non-porous materials, you should either keep your toy just for yourself, or use a condom if you share it with a partner. Non-porous materials can not be fully sterilized and could transmit STDs.
  • Websites that give you the heebie jeebies. – It’s 2019, and so humans in general seem to have gotten better at spotting shady or fraudulent websites, but at the same time, creating professional-looking websites has gotten easier. So it’s a bit of a catch-22 wouldn’t you say? And SO, that being said, just do your research. Look for reviews, google the website for any fraud alerts, and never enter your credit card information if you’re suspicious.
  • Shady payment processing systems. – This one kind of goes hand in hand with the one above. Verified payment systems are everywhere these days, so if you’re on a website that doesn’t have one, you’re likely not on a reputable site. Reputable sites these days usually offer verified credit card purchases, and some will let you purchase with your own PayPal account. If you think you may have put your credit card information somewhere shady, be sure to watch your statement balance and report any strange activity immediately. Credit card companies are usually really great at helping you with this stuff, but the sooner you catch it the better.
  • Non-existent refund/return policies. – When a company truly believes in and backs their product, they will offer you some sort of policy that addresses things like defective products or receiving the incorrect product. Most places will ask you to send pictures and will offer you a replacement product. Some companies even offer limited warranties or guarantees on their products and will replace the product if it stops working within that time. Companies like these are excellent because it gives you, the customer, peace of mind when purchasing the item that you’re going to get what you ordered, that it will work the way it’s intended to work, and if it doesn’t they will fix it for you. Especially on the more expensive products I’ve purchased, this is a must-have policy for me.
  • Non-discreet packaging. – Always make sure the company is offering discreet packaging. I mean, I guess technically this is a preference thing, but I’ve never met a man who wants the postman handing him a box that says “realistic vagina sex toy enclosed” on it. You know? So most of the really good companies out there will offer discreet shipping so that nobody will know what you’ve purchased when it arrives at your house. PLUS, on your Visa bill they will put the name of a company that doesn’t sound directly related to sex toys. Great option if you’ve got to call your bank about something on the statement!

Conclusion

So. I guess all I can say is that I hope I’ve helped you make your decision on which pocket pussy or artificial vagina you’re going to purchase. In all honesty, I think all of the ones above are amazing, and it’s going to be a tough choice. So if you’re new to this area of male sex toys, I encourage you to just pick the first one that really turns you on and give it a try.

Once you try that you’ll know what you like and don’t like about it and you can choose your next one from there. OR… perhaps you fall madly, deeply in love with it and you never leave your house. I know when I first started experimenting with these I stayed home many weekends in a row!! So have fun!

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