Penis Pumps – Pump Up the Jam (And Get the Party Going On)

Penis Pumps

I can still remember the first time I used a dick pump, back in the day, and it was a cheap piece of plastic that actually hurt me as I tried to inflate my manhood. And the worst part? It didn’t even work. So I’m happy to report that these tools have come a very long way since that day! What you’re going to see below are three of the best penis pumps that are on the market today. Three pumps that not only actually WORK – but that will make you feel good at the same time!

Some of My Favorite Penis Pumps

As you can clearly see, not all penis pumps are made equal. Quite the contrary, my dear Watson – some are far better than what the market generally has to offer. Like the proper penis pump Sherlock I am, I scoured said market in the search for the best penis pump.

What I found, thankfully, is ten unique, mind-blowing, leg-shaking, dick-hardening products. Neither of these left me disappointed, and I’m sure you’ll be just as pleased. So, let’s check them out, shall we?

Bathmate HydroMax7

Bathmate HydroMax7

An unfortunate name aside, Bathmate HydroMax7 is actually a stellar dick pump. As some of you know, I’m a massive fan of penis pumps. However, water penis pumps are definitely my favorite. In my book, they are head and shoulders above the competition.

Things are similar with Bathmate HydroMax7. It’s an excellent pump that will not only make your manhood look more manly but also improve your stamina and durability. You can’t really ask anything else out of a dick pump, now, can you?

The 7-inch case is more than enough for an average schlong. It’s also quite bulky, which means it won’t break easily. Of course, that also means that it’s not exactly super easy to handle. However, most pumps worth your time won’t be. Something flimsy and fragile isn’t the best choice to encase your one-eyed snake in.

Like most water pumps, Bathmate HydroMax7 is a bit tricky to handle. You have to get into the right position and take extra care not to damage your precious family jewels. Some men find this annoying, but I personally think the pump is worth the hassle. Check out my full review to see how this pump can make your puny soldier stand to attention and get promoted to a general.

Penomet Premium

Penomet Premium

Another water penis enlargement pump that blew my mind is the Penomet Premium. It’s one of the few that’s been scientifically proven to work. Or so they say. It’s definitely been Mark-approved.

Penomet Premium is one of my favorite products that I recommend to anyone who asks (and to some who don’t ask) because it’s so accommodating.

What do I mean by that? Water dick pumps aren’t exactly beginner-friendly. That’s especially true if they don’t have many options and features that allow the users to control the vacuum and the pressure.

Penomet Premium isn’t like that at all. This pump comes with four different detachable pressure gaiters. These allow you to gradually increase the pressure on your dong during the course of your penis enlargement process. Sure, that takes time, but it also shows the best results (slow and steady wins the race, my friends).

You can take your pick between 60, 65, 70, and 75 gaiters. You can also try your luck with the Extreme Force 80 gaiter. Of course, I’d strongly advise all beginners to avoid writing checks their dicks simply can’t cash. In other words, the four different gaiters offer beginners a chance to ease themselves into the process instead of diving in penis-first and experiencing an unpleasant grip on their poor manhood. So, instead of following the “go big or go home” logic, start small. I suggest starting with the 60 gaiter and working your way up.

Fleshpump

Fleshpump

One of my all-time favorite pumps is definitely the Fleshlight’s Fleshpump. This beauty is, of course, a regular automatic pump. Now, I can already hear you yapping at me, “But, Mark, you said water pumps are the best; what’s this automatic pump nonsense, now?”

Settle down, my gorgeous duck-pumping enthusiasts. Just because I prefer water pumps doesn’t mean I shouldn’t acknowledge other extraordinary air pumps, especially when they are so beautifully made.

Fleshlight managed to elbow its way onto the penis pump market quite efficiently with a simple and elegant design and a sturdy and effective product. Their Fleshpump is reliable and effective.

I also mentioned in my complete review that it doesn’t look like a torture device. That’s something I really appreciate. As you know, I’m a massive lover of innovative design. However, sometimes the most straightforward solutions are the best. There’s no need to always feel as if you’re sticking your lap rocket into something that came off of an alien spaceship. So, the design really ticks all my boxes.

The pump is also somewhat versatile, considering that it comes with two donut sleeves. Following the idea that one size does NOT fit all, Fleshlight packs two different sleeves with each of their pumps. The first one isn’t all that flexible, and some might say it’s a bit rigid. It’s also curved inward. The second donut sleeve is more supple and curved outward. It’s also softer and allows for a gentler grip on your nether regions.

Bathmate Hydroxtreme7

Bathmate Hydroxtreme7

Despite its deceptive name, Bathmate Hydroxtreme7 is an air-based pump. But does that mean it doesn’t use water? No, actually, it doesn’t. You can use both air and water. Of course, water is the superior option.

Bathmate Hydroxtreme7 is an air-based pump, but it uses water to increase the pressure around your Mister to draw blood into it. That makes it safer overall. The air compression doesn’t really have a limit, and you could end up hurting yourself. Water, on the other hand, can’t be compressed indefinitely. That means there’s a firm limit you can reach when you inevitably have to stop pumping.

But what makes Bathmate Hydroxtreme7 so great? Is it just the water?

The options, that’s what. Bathmate Hydroxtreme7 is more versatile and has more features than its predecessors. First of all, it comes in various sizes. Now, while some might say that having one pump that fits everyone is a better option, that’s not exactly true. Having a pump that’s made explicitly for your size is much better logistically. If you have a 5-inch yogurt slinger, what do you need a 12-inch pump for? You’d just have a bulky pump and all of that unused space staring back at you.

Second, the Bathmate Hydroxtreme7 comes in a box full of goodies. Not only do you get the pump, but you also get the accessories. Most notably, you get the handball pump, a feature only included with the Hydroxtreme series.

You can attach the handball pump directly onto the device or put a long hose in-between them for more comfortable hand pumping. Having this accessory means you don’t have to push the entire pump (which isn’t light, by the way) onto your groin.

Tracey Cox Edge Pump

Tracey Cox Edge Pump

Why fix it if it ain’t broken, right? That seems to be the motto of Tracey Cox Edge Pump as well. It isn’t exactly the most innovative pump out there. In fact, if you look at it with a critical eye, you’ll see that it looks rather familiar, right?

Yes, it’s quite reminiscent of the Fleshlight’s Fleshpump. However, although similar, the Tracey Cox Edge Pump also has some nice add-ons that made it worthy of my supreme top penis pump list.

Is it a regular automatic penis pump? Well, yes, yes it is. However, it also allows the user to control the suction. In fact, there are three different suction options (gentle, medium, and strong). You’ll agree that that is a new (and super handy) feature.

Aside from Tracey Cox Edge Pump being beginner-friendly, it also serves more than one purpose. Of course, it will do its job and pump your willy to its full potential. However, because it has two different sleeves – one strictly for pumping and the other one for more pleasurable ministrations – it’s also a fun sex toy.

The two sleeves are quite different from one another. The black one is stretchy and comfortable, which makes it ideal for pumping. It won’t pinch your skin or endanger your lap rocket in any way. The other sleeve (the white one) is a silicone sleeve designed for pleasure. Although it’s also stretchy, it’s much tighter than the black one. On top of that, it also has some texture to it that will massage your dick while the pump does its magic.

Autoblow SmartPump

Autoblow SmartPump

Look, if anyone from the decision-making teams of penis pump companies is reading this – what’s up with these unfortunate, generic names? Autoblow SmartPump sounds like something that will help me out on the side of the road when I blow my tire.

But what it lacks in name, it more than makes up for in design and efficiency. Automatic pumps generally make our lives a little bit easier, and this one is a stellar example. With usual air pumps, you have to do the pumping manually and monitor the pressure closely. The risk of over-pumping isn’t great, but it’s there.

With an automatic pump like Autoblow SmartPump, you don’t have to worry about going overboard with pressure. The pump has a smart mode where you can set a specific pressure point you’d like in the pump, and the smart software will automatically make sure the pressure doesn’t falter. It also has a manual mode where you can control the pressure level by yourself.

This is a great feature if I’m honest. Going automatic isn’t always ideal for everyone, so the fact that you can go back and forth is greatly appreciated. The digital screen also helps matters because it allows you to monitor everything that’s happening easily. It also monitors the time, so you’re sure you won’t overdo it.

Performance VX8 Pump

Performance VX8 Pump

At this point, I’m just going to stop commenting on the names because, clearly, they all suck. Anyway, if you’re looking for a typical air pump that has a standard pressure gauge and is sturdy and reliable, look no further than the Performance VX8. It’s a pump that will not only get you harder than ever but also allow you to play a bit afterward.

Let me just say right off the bat; it’s a big pump. You won’t be able to hide it as it’s quite conspicuous. There’s no mistaking it for anything else than what it really is. However, if you’re like me and you like to proudly display your toys and accessories, that won’t be a huge issue.

Performance VX8 has a large plastic cylinder and a pistol pump. Pumping with this type of pump is easy and comfortable, which is one of the reasons this pump made it to my top ten list. Aside from that, the pump has silicone tubing – a cock strap that will keep you rock hard after you release your monster from the pump.

Generally speaking, this pump ticks all the boxes and does its job well. The cock trap is a nice add-on that blends the pragmatic and pleasurable aspects of penis pumps. With Performance VX8, your heat-seeking moisture missile will get larger than ever and stay hard for as long as you want (or can hold out).

Optimum Series Automatic Pump

Optimum Series Automatic Pump

Guys that work out know how amazing it is to make an exercise schedule, stick to it, and marvel at the results later on. Well, if you’re too lazy to hit the gym, get yourself a penis pump and enjoy the same process instead.

Optimum Series Automatic Pump is a great gadget that allows you to make an exercise regimen for your rod and get it to its full potential. This automatic dick pump has all the standard features automatic pumps usually do, but with a bit of extra. The extras are customizable exercise regimes you can make based on your end goal, preference, etc. These 20-minute regimes tailored to your needs will help you get stronger erections and make you the king of your bedroom (or living room, bathroom, wherever you want to get your freak on).

One of the things I really enjoyed while using the Optimum Series Automatic Pump is that while it takes two hours to fully charge, it has a battery life of 12 hours. That means that I don’t have to constantly worry about getting that dreaded “battery low” warning in the middle of pumping.

Another great thing about this pump is the rigged sleeve. After you’re done pumping, you can take the cylinder off and use the sleeve to get some quality one-on-one time with your rocketman, if you know what I mean (and you DO know what I mean). The sleeve is quite pleasant, and the ridges will make the entire experience glorious.

Pump Work Accu-Meter

Pump Work Accu-Meter

If you like air pumps but hate hand pumping, I have the perfect solution for you! Pump Worx Accu-Meter has an easy-grip trigger handle that will make hand pumping a thing of history!

In my almost-expert opinion, the Pump Worx Accu-Meter dick pump is one of the best air pumps out there, specifically because of the trigger handle. With it, you can easily get the pressure inside of the cylinder to the exact level you want it. The pump also has a gauge that’s super easy to read that will make sure you don’t over-pump.

Aside from that, the plastic cylinder, which is sturdy and quite heavy (which isn’t always a bad thing), has measuring points on it. As a bonus, there are both metric and imperial units (for your convenience). I love looking at the metric units because I am a vain man who thinks bigger is better and 19 centimeters sounds better than 7.5 inches.

Of course, the pump also has the standard quick-release valve that will alleviate the pressure as soon as you want to.

Overall, as far as air pumps go, this is at the very top of my “not water pumps, but they will do” list.

Apollo Premium Power Pump

Apollo Premium Power Pump

Here’s the thing – once I discovered how much of a difference easy-grip trigger handles make, I had to do some investigating to find the best pumps that have them. Therefore, feast your eyes on the last entry on my list – the Apollo Premium Power Pump.

It’s quite similar to the last pump because it has similar main features. It’s a standard air pump (until you look a bit closer). Upon further inspection, you can clearly see that Apollo has improved some of the finer points of air pumps.

For example, you can detach the air hose without losing any suction or pressure. What’s more, the hose is also of a slightly better design given that it’s not only non-crimping and flexible but also quite long. This doesn’t exactly improve the overall results (or affect them in any way), but it certainly makes the entire process of pumping easier and more comfortable.

🏷️ Products Reviewed: 4
🥇 Best Product: Bathmate HydroMax7
📅 Last updated: November 15, 2021

What the World of Penis Pumps Has to Offer

OK, now that I dumped my opinions all over you, let’s get to the nitty-gritty of penis pumps. I know most of you know what they are and how to generally use them. However, when it comes to making the perfect choice for YOU, you simply need ALL the info. And, lucky for you, I’m here to give it.

So, gather round once again while we see what different types of penis pumps have to offer and which ones might be a good fit for your sexcalibur!

1. The Glory of Water Penis Pumps

Water Penis Pumps

I’m going to start with my favorite type of dick pumps – the water pumps. Why? Well, because it’s my blog.

Penis enlargement pumps differ in the way they deliver pressure. Now, as logic dictates, water ones use water, air ones use air (duh!), and the automatic ones let you be lazy and do the work for you.

Now, water pumps require direct contact between water and your schlong. Why is that important? Because water works alongside the pressure you’re applying to your penis to stimulate growth. That’s why all pump manuals recommend using warm water. It stimulates the skin and blood vessels and increases blood flow to the penis. And we all know what happens when there’s increased blood flow to the naughty bits, right? A stiffy!

Therefore, water pumps are more effective than other types when it comes to the end result.

Now, I won’t lie. There are some drawbacks with water pumps. First of all, using water means you either have to pump in the bathroom or accept that a cleaning session will follow the pumping session. Sure, we all know there’s a strong possibility that the pumping will end up with a wet patch (when you blow your load), but ending up with a puddle of water isn’t nearly as easy to clean. It’s also inconvenient.

However, if you don’t mind pumping in the bathroom or, better yet, in the shower, then you’re golden!

Editor’s Pick

Hydromax 7 Penis Pump
  • HydroMax 7
  • Super-strong water vacuum
  • Quick and easy release
  • Huge results - up to 10 inches long
  • Great for use in bath or shower
  • Contoured fit for strong seal
Penomet Premium Dick Pump
  • Penomet Premium
  • Just 15 mins to a bigger penis
  • Made from polycarbonate (virtually unbreakable)
  • First and only certified pump
  • Control pressure with interchangeable gaiters
  • Scientifically proven to work
Hydromax 5 Penis Pump
  • Hydromax 5
  • Water pump for increased results
  • Softer seal for more comfort
  • Watch it grow with marked measures on shaft
  • Won’t suck your balls in!
  • Flexible body-safe silicone

2. Air Penis Pumps – An Oldie But a Goodie

Air Penis Pumps

Air pumps paved the way and made quite a boom on the sex toy market when they first appeared. They walked so water pumps could run (and you could get a steel cock). Although they are quite effective and by no means a bad option, some consider them outdated. However, while water pumps rule the market and top all sales charts, air pumps are still popular.

Traditionally, air pumps use air to create a seal around your manhood. They then force the air out of the cylinder and increase the pressure on your penis.

What happens next will shock you (no, it won’t) – the pressure increases the blood flow to your penis and makes it bigger and erect! OK, I’m done trying to be funny; I know it’s no shocker how air pumps (and all other pumps) work. But what are their advantages?

Well, aside from being less messy and more affordable than other types of pumps, they also usually have a pressure gauge or a vacuum limiter on them. Both these add-ons allow better monitoring of pressure. If you don’t monitor the pressure and you over-pump, you could potentially injure yourself, and that’s the furthest away from the main goal as you can get, right?

Editor’s Pick

Performance VX8 Pump
  • Performance VX8 Pump
  • Great Suction
  • Quick and easy release
  • Made of Body Safe, Non-Porous ABS Plastic and Silicone
  • Great for use in bath or shower
  • Contoured fit for strong seal
Pump Work Accu-Meter
  • Pump Work Accu-Meter
  • Just 15 mins to a bigger penis
  • Made from ABS Plastic, Acrylic, Thermoplastic Rubber
  • Prolongs ejaculation
  • Precision pressure gauge allows you to monitor your pumping progress
  • Easy to clean and store
Apollo Premium Power Pump
  • Apollo Premium Power Pump
  • Air pump for increased results
  • Softer seal for more comfort
  • Watch it grow with marked measures on shaft
  • Won’t suck your balls in!
  • Quick release valve

3. Automatic Penis Pumps – Handsfree, Baby!

Automatic Penis Pumps

By now, you know that automatic penis pumps do all the work for you. You don’t have to press the pump onto your groin to increase the pressure inside the cylinder or pump a hand pump of any kind. You just plop your flaccid Willy into the cylinder, make sure there’s a seal between the pump and your body, and press the button. And, voilà – the pressure inside the chamber will start to increase, and the blood will start rushing to your penis, thus turning your Willy into bona fide William.

When they hit the market, automatic pumps became everyone’s favorite for a minute or two. As with every other sex toy, automatization and motorization of penis pumps were bound to happen, and many awaited that development eagerly. Once it happened, automatic pumps flooded the market, which is why we have so many to choose from.

One of the best aspects of automatic pumps is that they are accessible. There are plenty of men out there that can’t get or maintain an erection, and that feel betrayed by their own one-eyed monster. However, some of them aren’t really able to use air and water pumps that are manual. That’s what makes automatic pumps so great – everyone can use them.

Editor’s Pick

Tracey Cox Edge Pump
  • Tracey Cox Edge Pump
  • Super-strong automatic pump
  • Quick and easy release
  • Offers 3 levels of suction with 2 interchangeable attachments
  • USB rechargeable
  • Contoured fit for strong seal
Fleshpump
  • Fleshpump
  • Results you can feel
  • Maximizes the strength and endurance of your erections
  • Fully rechargeable via USB
  • Quick release safety valve
  • Super easy to use and clean
Autoblow SmartPump
  • Autoblow SmartPump
  • All buttons are fully digital
  • Softer seal for more comfort
  • Watch it grow with marked measures on shaft
  • Comes with detailed instructions
  • Flexible body-safe silicone

Penis Pumps 101 – How to Use, Clean, and Store Them

Penis Pumps 101

If you’re a dick pump beginner, don’t worry. I have ALL the info you need. When it comes to using penis enlargement pumps, the initial process is the same, no matter which type you opt for. All of them have a cylinder that houses your favorite part of your anatomy, something that creates a seal (usually a silicone ring, donut, or a sleeve), and a vacuum pack that will increase the pressure in the cylinder.

As I mentioned, only the pressure delivery systems really differ between different types of pumps. Therefore, once you use one pump, in theory, you’ll know how to use them all.

Get Pumping

To start your pumping adventure, make sure you have your pump, a lot of lube, and a flaccid penis on hand. Then, follow this simple step-by-step guide:

  • Apply the lube to your schlong and the donut sleeve or any other device meant to create a seal that came with the pump.
  • If you have a water pump, get some water in it.
  • Place your flaccid Willy into the cylinder.
  • Make sure the seal is tight (that there’s no space between the donut sleeve and your body).
  • Pull on your family jewels a bit to make sure none of the skin got into the tube.
  • Start the pump (either by pushing the start button or manually pumping).

That’s it! In a matter of moments, you’ll feel the pressure inside the tube and see your penis slowly start to fill with blood. Pump until you feel comfortable with the pressure, and then watch your baby grow!

Now, a lot of men ask me if they should shave their pubes before pumping. I personally don’t think this is mandatory. If you use a good pump that has a high-quality silicone seal, then you won’t be treated to a bonus waxing alongside your pumping. However, if you’re scared the pump will rip out your shorthairs, then, by all means, prep the field by shaving.

Safety First!

Although they are perfectly safe, penis pumps can cause some harm if you don’t use them in their intended way. Like with any other toy, if you’re careless or overdo it, penis pumps will bite back (sometimes literally).

So, make sure you:

  • Don’t over-pump (a pressure gauge comes in handy with this)
  • Stop if there is any swelling, bruising, discoloration, or blood vessels popping
  • Feel numb or lose sensation in any other way
  • Follow the guidelines and don’t pump for too long (anything over 15 to 20 minutes is too long, by the way)

It’s also important to note that not all men can just go out and buy a pump willy-nilly. For example, if you’re on blood thinners, I strongly suggest you consult your doctor before getting anywhere near a dick pump.

Taking Off (And Taking IT Off)

After you’re satisfied with the size and girth of your penis, find the quick-release valve and push it (or turn it) so the pressure stabilizes. You’ll feel the pressure levels drop immediately, and you can then take the cylinder off of your dong.

After Creaming Comes the Cleaning

Now, the effects of penis pumps can last anywhere from 30 minutes to a couple of hours (if you use a cock ring with them or have stellar stamina). So, it’s safe to say that you’ll have plenty of fun once the pump goes off.

However, after your fun times are over, you need to clean your pump thoroughly. That’s especially true if you accidentally (or purposefully) jizzed into it a bit (or a lot).

Cleaning most pumps is quite easy as they are made from easy to clean materials such as plastic and silicone. So, some warm water and soap should do the trick. Make sure to follow the cleaning instructions if you have an automatic pump.

Storage Matters!

Although I’m sure you won’t just leave your pump lying around the house, I feel compelled to say a few words about storage. Storing dick pumps is just as important as cleaning them. If you leave them out in the open, there’s a good chance they’ll be dusty or even dirty when you want to use them.

Therefore, it’s best to either keep them in their original packaging or have a designated box (or a treasure chamber, whatever) for them.

5 Things You Should Know Before Buying a Penis Pump

1. An Electric Penis Pump Is Not Always Better.

When I’m looking for straight male masturbators or blowjob machines, I’m always looking for the electric/automatic kind. Why do the work when it can do it for me, right? But when it comes to a vacuum erection device, I like to be in full control… something that I feel I give up when it’s electric. So in this particular case I much prefer a manual pump so that I can start and stop exactly when I please.

2. You’ll Want To Use It More Than Once Before Deciding If You Like It.

When you first unbox your penis vacuum pump, you’re going to want to take it for a test drive (obviously). But it’s important to keep in mind that the experience will improve after a few uses. Not only will you get a better understanding of how to use it effectively, but your manhood will start to respond better. I personally have had the best experience when I’ve used it for a few days in a row. That’s when I seemed to notice the biggest change in size for sure.

3. Watching It Happen Is More Erotic Than You Think.

There’s a reason that these tubes are all clear or translucent. Watching your cock grow inside the dick pump is surprisingly really erotic. And I’m not just talking about for your partner (although in my experience they have ALWAYS enjoyed watching the process!) but even just for myself watching it, when I see just how large I can really great it’s a real confidence boost, or a stroke to the ego!

4. Don’t Rush It – Enjoy It!

This is also a big one. Not only will you see better results when you take your time and go gently, but you’re going to experience much better sensations when you don’t rush it. (Another reason I’m not a huge fan of the automatic ones). But when you lube up well, throw on some porn, or watch your partner touching themself while you size up, it can be a huge turn on.

5. It’s Not Just For Your Partner.

Like I said earlier, the first time that I decided to use a pump it was because I basically wanted to show off in front of my partner – show her just how big and hard I could get. But the more I used it, the more I realised it was just as much about my own satisfaction as hers. I mean, even just in the confidence boost alone – seeing myself looking so incredibly big and ready – I was able to perform better than I usually could. That boost of confidence really made a difference – and not just to me. I’ve had very positive comments from partners when I’ve used the pump before sex.

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A Quick (And Dirty) Penis Pump Buying Guide

Make Sure It’s Safe

Manual dick pumps without pressure gauges or vacuum limiters aren’t something that I could, in good conscience, recommend. As you know, safety is always my #1 concern, which is why I will tell you you’re a crazy person if I see you googling “DIY penis pumps” or something similar. However, even penis pumps that you didn’t make yourself can sometimes be unsafe.

Over-pumping is a real concern with dick pumps. That’s why monitoring the levels of pressure in the tube is vital. If you can’t do that and there’s nothing to stop you from pumping when you reach dangerous levels of pressure, then you aren’t using a safe pump. Get another one, pronto!

Pick Your Own Size

As we all know, size matters, but only when it comes to sex toys and gadgets. Therefore, when picking your ideal dick pump, make sure the donut is big (or small) enough to create a tight seal with your body. If there’s no seal, there won’t be any pressure, and all you’ll have is one plastic monstrosity of a pump that doesn’t work.

Also, if you’re on the bigger side of the beaver basher spectrum, make sure to check the size of the cylinder as well. A 7-incher won’t be able to house your 10-inch dong no matter how much you try. Unlike some other, similar sex aids (such as a sleeve), penis pumps require you to put your entire dong into them. Otherwise, they won’t work.

Make Sure It’s The One You Need AND Want

Not all pumps are made equal. Some are made strictly for pragmatic purposes, while others have a pleasurable component to them. If you’re looking to get a little kick out of yours or use it with a partner, make sure you go for the ones that offer those options.

What You Should Avoid When Buying Penis Pumps

  • Cheap products. – This is something that is so important when it comes to ALL sex toys and enhancement tools – but especially (in my opinion) when it comes to pumps. Perhaps it was just my awful experience with a cheap one, but I absolutely recommend that you go with a high quality product made of high quality materials if you want to not only have the best effect, but also the most pleasure during the process. Ensuring that the material is flexible is so important, since NO man’s penis is perfectly straight. So those old style of penis pumps that are completely straight tubes are so unrealistic. The ones I’ve mentioned above have some give so you can have a comfortable fit.
  • Air pumps. – There are tons of air pumps on the market, but since you’re reading this I’m going to assume that you’re interested in my opinion on these matters, and my opinion is that air pumps are inferior to water pumps. Why? Because to me the addition of the water makes it feel like a smoother experience, inducing more pleasure. Plus, the warm water naturally increases the blood flow already so it doesn’t seem as forced. In my mind it’s like using a sex toy with or without lube. Obviously you want to use it with lube, and the water is there for just that purpose! It also creates a really slick and pleasurable suction which feels really incredible.
  • Shady websites. – Always, always, always be sure of the website you’re buying from. I mean, this goes for ALL types of online purchases, but I think it’s even more important when you’re buying these types of items.

Rate Your Favorite Penis Pump

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Product Name Rate Price
Bathmate HydroMax7
Bathmate HydroMax7
1494
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$130
Penomet Premium
Penomet Premium
1291
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$260
Fleshpump
Fleshpump
867
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$130
Bathmate Hydroxtreme7
Bathmate Hydroxtreme7
768
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$250
Tracey Cox Edge Pump
Tracey Cox Edge Pump
652
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$90
Autoblow SmartPump
Autoblow SmartPump
539
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$89
Performance VX8 Pump
Performance VX8 Pump
479
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$55
Optimum Series Automatic Pump
Optimum Series Automatic Pump
357
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$130
Pump Work Accu-Meter
Pump Work Accu-Meter
216
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$37
Apollo Premium Power Pump
Apollo Premium Power Pump
183
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$46

You Ask – I Answer!

How Often Can I Use My Penis Pump?

Many novices get carried away and plan a penis enlargement regimen that includes pumping twice a day, every day. DO NOT DO THIS. It isn’t safe to pump so frequently.

Ideally, you should pump 2-4 times a week, once a day, and make sure your pumping sessions aren’t longer than 30 minutes.

What Long-Term Effects Can I Expect?

Aside from the short-term, immediately visible effect, penis pumps do have some long-term effects. They can improve your stamina, for one. Even if you don’t notice a difference in size (which isn’t likely), after a while, you’ll see that your erections last longer and are stronger than before.

Typically, men who pump frequently and follow a pumping regimen notice a 1-2-inch increase in length and a 1-3-inch increase in girth.

I Have A Penile Implant; Are Penis Pumps Safe For Me?

Nope, and you should know this already. No matter which type of implant you have, you shouldn’t use a penis pump of any kind.

What About Piercings?

Generally speaking, piercings shouldn’t be a problem. They won’t interfere with the pumping process, nor will they hinder the results.

Conclusion

A good penis pump is most definitely something I recommend that you invest in – whether it’s because you’re really quite small and feel uncomfortable or self-conscious about your size – or whether you simply want to see how big you can get. Although I’ve never really felt too uncomfortable with my size, it definitely gave my an added confidence boost that was well received by my partner, and for that it was all worth it for sure! And for the guys I know who ARE much smaller in that department, I know from them that it has been a real great addition to their sexual play arsenal, and their sex life has improved greatly.

So whatever your reasons for searching out the best penis pumps – you can rest assured that choosing one of the ones listed above is going to satisfy your need. So, happy pumping! I guarantee you’re going to be pleased with the results!

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Mark Mitchell

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