Find The Blowjob Machine That Will Blow More Than Just Your Mind

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Imagine for just a moment that you have a beautiful woman waiting at your beck and call to have sex with you or give you a blowjob whenever and wherever you desire. Amazing thought, isn’t it? But also pretty unrealistic, right? Which is why I have come to love a little something called a ‘blowjob machine’.

I mean, it’s not like I don’t have sex with women. I do. Pretty frequently in fact. But even when I’ve been in relationships in the past, my sex drive is always higher than hers. I am always left wanting more, and she’s ‘too tired’, or ‘has a headache’ or ‘it isn’t a good time’. And so for a long time, my trusty hand and I would make our way into the bedroom or bathroom for a little release session. And of course, the release would come, but at no point during that session would I ever even toy with the notion that it felt anywhere near as good as the real deal. But that’s where blowjob machines are different.

These blowjob sex toys finally allow men to have incredibly satisfying masturbation sessions. I mean, women have been doing it for years, right? Decades even. It’s about time that men jump on that bandwagon!

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I mean, just like woman must know that she’s screwing a giant dildo, not a man – I know when I’m inside a blowjob machine and not a woman (although mainly just because I have to do less of the work – the best machines do it all for you!) But the end result is still absolutely mind-blowing. I have experienced some of the best orgasms of my life using these blowjob machines. Seriously.

However, since I found out about them a few years ago I’ve gone through many different styles (some horrible) and of course spent loads of cash on them, before finding the absolute best blowjob machine on the market. And that is, of course why we’re here today. I feel it’s my duty to share the knowledge that I’ve gained over my years of experimenting with male sex toys so that you don’t have to. So that you dive right in using only the best, and begin your love affair with these beautiful machines on the right note.

And so, I am going to break down my top 5 favorite blowjob machines that are currently on the market, in hopes that I can assist you in making a well-informed, knowledgeable decision about your new *ahem* friend. And if you’re still on the fence about whether or not you’re even interested in trying a penis sucking machine, then read on, my friend. I won’t push you into anything, but I do believe that once you’ve read through these reviews, and have seen how much pleasure can be derived from them, you may just jump aboard by your own free will.

And with that, we’re off to the races.

The Top 5 Blowjob Machines of All Time

1st PlaceEditor's Pick

The Autoblow 2+

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Hands down, (pun intended) the Autoblow 2+ is the best blowjob robot on the market. For those of you that came here just for that one piece of information, and don’t care to read more about why that is, or how it compares to other blowjob sex toy then I bid you adieu and wish you the happiest of times with your new friend. For those of you would like to know WHY I have declared this particular sex toy the best, then please continue to read on.

I will go into more detail momentarily, but I’d like to begin by saying that I have named it the best, because it feels shockingly similar to a real blowjob. I know, I didn’t think it was possible either – and I’ve tried a lot of different toys on the market that make that claim and don’t deliver – but this one is different. So when you’re in need of a quick release, and there’s no woman in sight to deliver the goods, this blowjob toy really is the next best thing! Some might even say better, because it’s 100% your way, every time.

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Hold up, what IS the Autoblow 2+?

The Autoblow 2+ is a magical blowjob simulator that was created by none other than Brian Sloan himself. Don’t know who that is? He’s the creator. Duh. But he’s also the creator of some other rad sh*t and once held a contest for the ‘world’s most beautiful vagina’. Smart man.

But I digress. The Autoblow 2+ is a powerful blowjob simulator which is designed, as you may have already guessed, to give you, the user, the feeling of a real live blowjob – with not a real human in sight. Even YOU barely need to show up, other than sticking your manhood inside the tube. Designed to be hands-free, you can stick it in, sit back, and relax your way to a glorious climax.

But why is it so much better than the rest?

Yes, there are many male sex toys on the market that claim to be the best, that claim to be amazing – so why this one? Simply put, because I’ve tried them. And this one feels the most realistic. Most likely a combination of the realistic skin-like material that the inner sleeve is made of, with the hands-free option. I mean, honestly – if I’m getting a real blowjob, I don’t expect to be doing much work myself, which is why this toy is the absolute best.

And of course, it will never be EXACTLY the same as a woman sucking me off down there, but the technology they came up with for this product is seriously unbelievable. I guess there are these beads or rollers behind the sleeve and the way they move is just seriously intense.

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The Incredible Features of the Autoblow 2+ Blowjob Machine

Okay, so I can go on and on about how much I like it, but that doesn’t mean anything if you don’t understand WHY I like it so much, right? So here it is.

It plugs directly into the wall, so you never have to worry about batteries. I’ve tried other toys before that require the use of approximately 1 million batteries (yes, that’s an exaggeration, but a well-deserved one) and it dies right in the middle of your session. You’re JUST about to cum, and wham. It shuts off. Not cool.

That’s why I love this particular blowjob machine. It actually plugs right into the wall so you never have to worry about losing power right in the middle of your play session again. And the cord is plenty long enough, so don’t worry about having to sit right next to the wall or something – that’s a non-issue.

I think I’ve mentioned already that it’s hands-free? That’s because it’s a bit deal for me. So many blow job toys that I’ve tried in the past require me to move my hand almost exactly like I was masturbating. And sure, the pressure is different (read: better) but I’m still basically jerking myself off. Which is why I love this blowjob toy. I stick my member inside, and all I have to do is ensure it stays in the right position, and of course, change the speed dial to create a customized blowjob – just how I like it. I mean come on, what’s better than that?

The entire design is completely customizable. None of this ‘one size fits all’ bull because someone finally noticed that all of us men are completely different sizes. And so, you can get different sizes of sleeves to ensure your manhood is adequately met and pleasured. Plus, you can change the orifice from a mouth to a pussy – whatever your little heart desires.

 

 

The Autoblow 2+ Blowjob Machine Pros and Cons

PROS
  •  Industrial strength motor. This motor is serious. So serious in fact that I can’t last on the highest speed for well, let’s just say not long. It’s intense. Which is great – because there’s nothing worse than wanting so bad to hit your climax but the machine is lagging and it’ll take an hour. If I’ve got 60 seconds of free time, I can reach orgasm with this thing. Amazing. Plus, the creators say that it should last a minimum of 500 hours. Which means you’ve got a ton of pleasure waiting for you.
  •  Plugs into the wall. Once again, it’s important to note that this thing goes right to the source when it comes to power. Never worry about running out of juice (electrical juice that is) because this blowjob toy plugs directly into the wall.
  •  Different sized men, different sized sleeves. Every man is different, right? And thankfully, the makers of the Autoblow 2+ understand that. So many times I’ve bought a masturbator that looked great and then when I got I couldn’t even get my dick inside. I’ve also had the opposite happen, where I wasn’t even touching the sides of the toy, and it felt like basically nothing. So with this blowjob masturbator it’s a definite plus that it comes with three different sizes of sleeves, so it’s sure to fit any man perfectly.
  •  Sleeves can be changed. Aside from the size, you can also change the look fo the sleeve from a pussy hole opening or a pair of lips (mouth lips I mean). So depending on your mood, you can get what you like.
  •  Super easy to clean. This is so important. There have been toys I’ve had to throw away in the past because after one or two uses they start to develop a smell because it’s impossible to clean all the cracks and grooves. With this blowjob simulator, the sleeve comes right out so it’s super simple to clean, keeping everything nice and hygienic.
  •  Storage case and handle available. There is an optional storage case and easy-grip handle that are available. I would suggest you invest in both. The storage case ensures your blowjob machine stays clean and free from any harmful debris, and the handle helps you keep it steady while you’re on the track to climax.
  •  High quality. You can tell that this thing is made to last. No cheap materials and cut-corners here. It’s built tough.
CONS
  •  Accessories aren’t included. Since the handle and storage case really are vital, I would like to see them included in the price. This dick sucking machine isn’t $20, if ya catch my drift, so it’d be nice to see these things included.
  •  Can’t use in the water. I guess you can’t have your cake and eat it too, right? You also can’t have a hands-free, automatic blowjob machine that never needs batteries – and then bring it in the shower for a bit of extra fun. (Hello electrocution). So that for me is a bit of a downer since I love playing in the shower. But I do have a few non-automated toys for that purpose.
  •  Not exactly discreet. The dick sucking machine is pretty large, so it’s not a discreet play-thing that you can just toss in your nightstand drawer. Again, that’s why I love the carrying case to kind of hide it away. Otherwise, get yourself a nice lined shoebox and you can toss it up on your closet shelf, or slip it under the bed.
  •  No variety of textures. Although there are different styles and sizes for the sleeves, there is only texture – smooth. It feels incredibly realistic though, so it’s not a huge con, but I do like how some other toys have a few different internal textures to change it up a bit.
  •  Noise complaint. It’s not exactly quiet and discreet. The fact that it’s got such a powerful, industrial strength motor is GREAT for pleasure, but it also means that it’s noisier than your average vibrating toy. I live alone, so it doesn’t bother me. And when I had houseguests, I simply put on some music in my room to drown out the sound. So for me not a huge deal, but for some I guess it could be.

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Head-To-Head Blowjob Toys

Autoblow 2+ vs. Kiiroo Onyx 2

The Kiiroo Onyx 2 is a pretty good blowjob machine, I can’t deny that. However, there are some key differences between that and the Autoblow 2+ that make me prefer the 2nd. First of all, the Kiiroo only comes in one size – so if your member isn’t the perfect size, then there’s not much you can do in that regard. It also uses battery power. It charges up, and it can be used for up to 1 hour at a time – but it’s such a disappointment when you go to use it and you realise you’ve forgotten to charge it after last time. With the Autoblow 2+ blowjob toy you never have to worry about that. I will say, however, that Kiiroo Onyx 2 is definitely more modern looking and has a much sleeker, elegant design. It can also be hooked up via bluetooth to an app that allows you to connect to other people, or watch synced porn.

Autoblow 2+ vs. Fleshlight Launch

The main selling feature for the Fleshlight Launch in my opinion, is that they’ve taken the tried and true Fleshlight, and made it more hands-free. They’ve also come up with porn for you to watch and the blowjob machine actually mimics the thrusts that are seen in the video – potentially creating a very interactive/realistic masturbation session. However, it is lacking a bit in the design. It is essentially a robotic casing that you put your regular Fleshlight in. And while Fleshlights are one of the original male masturbation toys which means I have a hard time knocking them, the inside is just a regular sleeve – no automation – which is what really sets the Autoblow 2+ apart. Sure, you don’t have to use your hand to thrust the Fleshlight back and forth – but the beads inside the Autoblow are an entirely different experience.

Autoblow 2+ vs. Lovense Max

This one is another pretty cool invention. The toy can be controlled by your smartphone which is cool. But even cooler is that it can be controlled by someone else’s smartphone – so they have the control over your climax. And for those in a long-distance relationship or if you’re away from your partner frequently, it can apparently sync up to other toys so that you guys can sort of share an experience. (This I’ve never tried, so can’t really give you much info on that.) It feels pretty good, but I don’t think it’s worth it if you’re not planning on using the smartphone and syncing options.

Autoblow 2+ vs. Fleshlight Turbo

The biggest difference here is that the Fleshlight Turbo isn’t automatic at all. It’s like your typical Fleshlight where you’ve got to do the handy work. The cool thing about it is the different levels of tightness as you press inside which is a unique feature for sure. But if you’re looking for something that’s going to feel like you’re getting a blowjob without having to work for it, Autoblow 2+ is still going to blow this one out of the water.

 

Things You Need to Know When Buying the Autoblow 2+ Blowjob Toy

Autoblow 2+ Robot

What Type of Lube is Best?

Water-based lube, all the way. Lubricant is a very important part of enjoying your blowjob machine because it ensures that you stay comfortable, and also gives you that oh-so-good feeling of wetness. That being said, it’s also important to stay away from silicone or oil-based lubricants. The realistic skin-like material can be damaged by these types, so stick to the water-based.

How do I Clean it?

This part is so easy. Simply remove the sleeve and wash it gently with warm water and a delicate soap. You can also get a special toy cleaner if you want to ensure that it lasts as long as possible. Again, you want to make sure you don’t damage the beautiful texture of the sleeve. And once it’s washed, be sure that it’s completely dry before storing it, or you won’t like what you find when you open it again next time.

Is There a Particular Way in Which I Need to Store it?

Just make sure it’s dry and clean before putting it away so that bacteria doesn’t grow, and so that it doesn’t get stuck together. Other than that, just find a nice storage space like a shoe box with an old t-shirt in the bottom. Personally, I just decided to purchase the storage case that they sell on the site. It fits it well so I know it’s not going to get damaged, and it’s pretty discreet, albeit a bit large.

Most Importantly, What Does it Feel Like?

It. Feels. So. Damn. Good. Seriously. I was skeptical when I first started trying these toys out – because come on – there’s nothing out there that feels as good as a real blowjob, amiright? But I’ll have to hand it to the fellas that created this thing – it’s pretty damn close! The way the beads massage your cock, and the smooth, wet interior – well, it’s something you’ll just really have to try for yourself.

Speaking From My Own Experience…

The first time I tried it, it honestly wasn’t the best experience. But that’s because I barely lasted a minute. I was so overcome with the sensations that I couldn’t contain myself. Literally.

I mean, at that point I had already tried a ton of different toys, and so I thought I knew what I was in for, but this is the point when my life changed. When I realised that there really ARE toys out there that feel almost exactly like the real thing. The downside I guess, is that’s it’s not really a sexy looking toy (the orifice excluded) as it’s a fairly large, plastic-feeling tube. But don’t they always say something like ‘it’s what’s inside that counts’? And that couldn’t be more true for the Autoblow 2+. It really does stand miles apart from the other blowjob masturbator.

 

 

Getting the Best Bang for Your Buck with the Autoblow 2+ Blowjob Simulator

I honestly couldn’t resist that heading. Pun most definitely intended on that one!

But seriously. If you’re going to purchase the Autoblow 2+, the best blowjob machine on the market, you’re going to want to make sure that you use it in the best way possible so that you get the absolute most pleasure that’s possible to squeeze out of this incredible machine. Of course, getting off isn’t going to be the hard part – that’s easy – but why not make the most of the situation and get some of the best pleasure you’ve ever had?!

And so, I introduce you to the ‘must-dos’ when it comes to this marvelous blowjob toy

Use Lube.

I know I already mentioned it above, but honestly bro this is so so so important. Yes, the inside of the sleeve is very smooth, with a skin-like texture, but even skin gets stuck on more skin! If you don’t want your Willy Nelson getting chafed and sore, I insist that you use lubricant. Plus, it’s going to give you that amazing wet, warm feeling that we all so desperately crave.

Be Creative.

Allow your imagination to run wild with this thing! Seriously. Now is your chance to imagine all the different scenarios you possibly can, and instead of just using your hand to wank, this is going to make that daydream seem so much more realistic. Move around the house, get into different positions. Really test it out and see what it’s got!

Watch Porn.

For a little extra bonus in the fantasy section, throw on your favorite porn while you use it. A POV video in surround sound combined with this penis sucking machine, and you’re going to have a right good night, I’ll tell you that!

Prolong the Ecstasy.

So if you’re already doing numbers 1, 2 and 3 above, it’s no doubt that you’re enjoying yourself. However, I also doubt that you’re lasting very long. The first time I used this blowjob machine I almost blew my load in the first 30 seconds. So what I’ve done over time is learned how to hold off the orgasm. I get myself right to point where I’m just about to blow, and then switch the thing off. I wait a bit and then go again. When I finally let it go, the pleasure is just unreal. Plus, an added ‘side effect’ of that is that I can last WAY longer when I’m in bed with a woman. They love it. I love it.

Enjoy Yourself.

The most important thing to remember is to just have fun. It’s not often that you’ll get someone completely focuses on YOUR pleasure, and your pleasure only, right? So take advantage of this opportunity and have fun with it! (Not that it will be hard to do that.)

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Autoblow 2+ Conclusion…

So, now that you’ve read all that, are you still on the fence about whether or not this blowjob simulator is right for you? Do you think that you’re too cool for a sex toy? Do you think only women have the luxury of using these things?

Think again. Whether you’re getting sex on the (semi) regular or not, this automatic blowjob machine most definitely has a place in your life. I mean come on, when you’re with a partner, how often does it get to be ALL ABOUT YOU? And how often do you get to have sex whenever you want? Let’s be honest, sex is always on her terms, am I right? And besides. I’m telling you, the blowjob I got from this dick sucking machine was (on many occasions) the best BJ I’ve ever gotten. Plus, I’ve even used it in the bedroom WITH some of the women I’ve been with. (That was a fun time.)

So look, maybe you’re still on the fence, but the moment you lube up and feel that slippery, smooth, skin-like texture you’re going to thank me for giving you a little push in the right direction.

 

2nd PlaceElegant Design

Kiiroo Onyx 2

Kiiroo Onyx 2

The Kiiroo looks more like some high-tech speaker or computer gadget than an automatic blowjob machine, so if you’re looking for something discreet, this is not a bad choice. It’s basically a rather large, black rectangular shape that could, at first glance, be mistaken for a speaker. Now, if someone decided to try and use it, they would find out very quickly that it’s something else entirely, but it could definitely be tucked up on your closet shelf without much worry of someone seeing it.

The Technology Behind the Onyx 2 Automatic Blowjob Machine

The Kiiroo Onyx 2 isn’t just designed to LOOK high-tech, it actually is. When you first get the device, you need to charge it up. It works off of an internal rechargeable battery. The initial charge apparently takes 4-6 hours, although I just plugged it in and went to sleep so I don’t know how long it actually took. The manufacturers say that it lasts an hour on one charge, but so far I haven’t always seen that. I think it most definitely depends on how you’re using. According to the manual, the speed can reach up to 140 strokes per minute. So if you’re going full blast the whole time, don’t expect it to last for an hour. That being said… if YOU can last for an hour with that baby on high speed, it might be time to call the Guinness Books. For me, the high speed is needed only in very small doses. So for the most part, it lasts as long as I need it to as long I remember to recharge it after each use.

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But where the technology really gets going is the Kiiroo Onyx 2 app for your phone. Upon unpackaging the blowjob device there are detailed instructions on how to download the app and sync up with it. This allows you to connect to a partner’s toy, or you can purchase virtual reality porn videos to use with it. Now, I’m a huge fan of adding porn to any masturbation session as I’ve already mentioned. But this takes it a bit further. Basically, what you see is what you get. Or, supposedly. The idea is, that when you say, see a girl deep-throating a man on screen, you feel that same deep-throat sensation. If she’s riding you fast and hard, you feel that too. And it’s fun. However, virtual reality in all of its different genres needs improvement. We are at the beginning of the technology. So while it is pretty fun, you do have to pay for each new video you download and watch, and so it can get expensive if you like variety like myself. Just something to keep in mind.

The Most Important Part of This Blowjob Robot – the Feeling.

Okay, so it’s pretty cool as far as the technology goes. But looks + technology does not necessarily = a pleasurable time. The feeling is, of course, the most important part. So let’s get down to it.

Similar to the Autoblow 2+, it has a sleeve that slips inside the device that is made out of a very soft, realistic material. It does only come in one size, but it fits me great, so I can’t complain. That being said, however, I can’t speak for all of you men out there, since as we all know, each one of us comes with a different shape and size… but like I said, for me it fits perfectly. Once you’ve lubed up, the sensations against the skin-like material are pretty awesome. And by awesome I mean pretty realistic, and incredibly pleasurable.

Behind the sleeve there are a bunch of moving parts. I don’t know exactly how it works, but it does a pretty good job of imitating the feeling of a blow job, or sex, or however you want to make it seem in your mind. And just like all of these blowjob machines, they’re great for building your stamina. Because you’re in complete control it’s a great time to practice getting yourself to the point JUST BEFORE climax, and then pull out or shut down the motor. Do it again and again until you finally release and not only will you have an incredible orgasm, but you’ll be building up some crazy stamina. Trust me. Your partner is going to LOVE that ‘side effect’.

But of course, that’s something that you can do well with any of these masturbation toys really. It just depends on which one you like most. The only real negative point that I have with this device is that it’s a bit heavy, weighing in at 1.3kg or almost 3lbs – which is fine if you’re just planning on using it at home. But I travel a fair bit and I usually do carry-on luggage only – where the max. Weight is 7kg or 15lbs which means that with that AND my laptop, I’m almost at capacity. So, it’s really only good for at-home use which is a bit disappointing. But at the same time, I guess I kind of knew that from the beginning.

In Conclusion…

If you’re looking for a toy that feels great, and is also sleek and discreet in design, then this might be a good choice for you. If you love technology, and think you’ll actually use it, then definitely grab this device. However, if you don’t think you’ll actually bother setting up the app and using it that way, then I don’t know if it’s worth the extra cash. If you DO think you’ll hook up the technology, then I say it’s the best blowjob masturbator on the market with this kind of technology.

 

 

3rd PlaceRealistic Masturbation Sessions

Fleshlight Launch

Fleshlight Launch Powered By Kiiroo Cover

The first thing you MUST know about the Fleshlight Launch is that it does NOT include a Fleshlight – those come separately. To me, it sounded like it was all part of the deal, but upon further inspection (after it arrived in the mail) I saw that no. In actual fact it says right on the page that I must order or have my own Fleshlight. Rookie mistake.

Thankfully, I had a Fleshlight already at home in my arsenal so I wasn’t too disappointed. I mean what’s worse than having your newest blowjob sex toy arrive at your door… you’re all excited and then realize you can’t even use it because there’s a piece missing!! So once again, I had a Fleshlight already but if you don’t, make sure that you are prepared for that and order one along with the Fleshlight Launch.

Now, Down to the Details…

Okay, so now that we’ve got that little misunderstanding out of the way, let’s talk about how this bad boy actually works. Essentially it’s a case that you put over your existing Fleshlight and it turns it into a hands-free blowjob machine. Meaning that it has some sort of spring loaded or mechanical device that moves the Fleshlight back and forth – meaning you no longer have to do that laborious task with your own hand. Bonus, right?

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It definitely makes the idea of a Fleshlight more appealing to me, because ever since I had a fully automatic blowjob device, I haven’t really enjoyed the idea of using my own hand QUITE as much. I mean don’t get me wrong, there are still a lot of awesome traits that belong to those types of toys, but when I just get to sit back and relax, that’s when the true realism comes in. You know what I mean? So I most definitely enjoy the concept of this gadget, 100%. That being said, unlike the other many types of blowjob machine, this one doesn’t have any moving parts INSIDE. I mean sure, it does the stroking for you – but the Autoblow 2+ and Kiiroo Onyx 2 have automated parts just behind the lining of the sleeve giving you a pretty intense and realistic feeling.

Now, that being said – because this uses any Fleshlight, you’ve actually got a ton more options than the other two blowjob machines that I mentioned. Fleshlight was one of the original male sex toy makers, and so there are a TON of options to choose from, all with different internal textures, tightness, and so on. They even have different Fleshlights that are modeled after various pornstars, and of course – Fleshlights that offer different orifice openings (ass, pussy, mouth, etc.) So once again, if the ability to change things up interests you, then this might be the gadget for you.

It’s Also Pretty Technologically Advanced…

It’s not just the Onyx 2 that has some pretty intense technology behind it. In fact, the Fleshlight Launch also uses virtual reality porn videos that are synced to your blowjob device. Once again… if you see that girl riding your cock hard and fast, you’re going to feel the Fleshlight Launch speed up. If she’s sucking you nice and slow, you’re going to feel the Fleshlight Launch do that too. It’s not quite as advanced as the Kiiroo Onyx 2, since there is no internal automation, but it’s still a pretty cool feeling, and something that is yet to be mainstream on the market. So, it’s got that going for it for sure.

Fleshlight Launch Animated Gif

You can also use the electric blowjob machine on manual though, so you don’t always have to be hooked up to the virtual reality series. What does that mean? Basically you have complete control over your own pleasure. If you want to go slow, turn the speed to slow. If you want to speed up, you can do that too. The controls are easy to maneuver so no matter what’s happening, you can always stay in control. And that’s great for when you want to build stamina!

And again, just like the Kiiroo Onyx 2, the Fleshlight Launch is powered by an internal rechargeable battery that plugs in and charges through a USB port. The charge-life is pretty good, but it’s just so important to remember to plug it in and recharge it after each use – there’s nothing worse that getting all excited to have a nice release session only to find out that you’ve got not juice! I mean, that the bj machine has no juice. So as long as you stay on top of charging you should be fine. Again, the makers say about an hour – and that depends on how hard you’re playing. But as it is with all of these toys, it doesn’t really take a lot of time to really get you off, so you should be just fine. Overall, a pretty great blowjob simulator.

 

 

4th PlaceSmartphone-Controlled

Lovense Max

Lovense Max Cover

The Lovense Max is another great option if you’re looking for a tech-savvy blowjob machine. The company product page advertises its tech abilities above all else, letting users know that it can be synced to another person’s phone who could be miles away, and all control is then put in the hands of that person. Definitely fun for those time when your partner can’t be around! I did try this feature, but the person who was controlling it was in the same room with me. So technically they didn’t need the technology but the idea of giving up all power over how it feels was pretty awesome

This makes the feeling so much more realistic because just like real sex or a real blowjob, you just never know what you’re going to get. On that same token, however, it also means that just like real sex, you don’t know if you’re going to get the best release of your life or not. So that’s the one downside.

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However, it can also, like the Onyx 2, sync up to other toys. Ever been in a long distance relationship? (I have, and I really wish this existed when my long-distance relationship did, because perhaps it could have save us.) But essentially, like the Onyx 2, multiple toys can sync up so that you’re both experiencing the same intensity of thrusts and vibrations on your toys – so whether near or far you can stay connected sexually. Pretty sweet, really. And I would say a must-have for any long-distance relationship (not that I’ll ever be in one again, but hey! To each their own, right? 😉

But I think the most unique feature of this toy that I have yet to mention is that it is powered with a unique style of air pump. Yes, it still has to be charged with a USB cord, but the actual technology that moves the shaft is powered by an air pump – and there is a small air vent on the side that you can open and close in order to control the suction. Seems pretty simple, but it’s also pretty ingenious. It feels pretty good actually.

The Lovense Feelings…

Once again we’ve got a generic insert that claims to fit 95%+ of all men. It fit ME, so I can’t really argue with it, but I also can’t vouch for it either. I am only me, afterall. But on that note, for ME it does feel great. It’s got a soft yet firm interior, and it’s very textured. It’s completely different than the smooth sleeves of the Kiiroo Onyx 2 and the Autoblow 2+, and more like the Fleshlights… so it’s really a preference thing I guess. But although this bj machine does have a type of internal automation, it isn’t quite as strong as either of the aforementioned toys.

It’s a also quite a bit cheaper than both, so if you’re not ready to make the full commitment to one of the others, then this is a great place to start. There are three air pump settings and three vibration settings, so there is a decent amount of variety to be had. It’s very easy to control. Especially if you let someone else do it for you 😉

They’ve had a few older models, and they’ve really come a long way from that first one with this. It’s also “splashproof” which is pretty good. I mean, it’s not fully submersible, but neither are any of the other blowjob machines that I’ve mentioned so far on this list. But splashable means that you can play with it near a water source at least without fear of getting electrocuted or ruining your device. So, that’s a bonus, right?

The only real issue that I have with this toy is that it’s probably the most difficult to clean. The sleeve is very textured inside, and so it makes it difficult to rinse out, with stuff getting a bit stuck inside. I’d recommend really soaking it and giving it a good shake to get into all the nooks and crannies when you’re cleaning it. Be patient, and really pay attention to how you’re cleaning it. And then of course, let it air dry for a good chunk of time to ensure that the water between the textured pieces has had time to dry. Otherwise, if you put it away like that you’re going to have one hell of a mess when you bring it back out.

 

 

5th PlaceDifferent Levels of Tightness

Fleshlight Turbo

Fleshlight Turbo Collection Cover

Alright, so this penis sucking machine doesn’t have any internal automation either, but it made the list because it’s got a very unique twist that no other Fleshlight has. The site describes it as ‘three points of initial insertion’ which is honestly confusing to me. But once I stuck my manhood inside, I got the idea. The site also claims to simulate a blowjob, and have some serious deepthroat action – but I don’t really see a difference in the deepthroat action between this Fleshlight and many of their others – once you’re that far in, you’re just in. You’re doing it. You’re getting deepthroated, in my opinion.

So, how did this gadget make my top 5 toys? It’s mainly because of the tip action. There is this very unique top to the toy where you insert yourself. And if you stick around and play awhile, you’ll find that it’s very similar to someone playing with or teasing the tip of your dick. It’s hard to explain, but I’ll tell you this – it’s definitely worth trying. In fact, it’s the main reason that I was sold on this toy in the first place.

Watch The Presentation Video

That, and the fact that I can watch my dick sliding in and out of it. The ice-blue color is somewhat see-through and so while you’re jerking off you get to watch yourself, and it’s something that I never THOUGHT I would find as enjoyable as I actually do. It’s such a turn on to see your member throbbing through that clear material. And I don’t know if it looks bigger than it really is, or if I just never realized how big I am.. But this thing makes you feel like a king. And if you’re sitting there thinking ‘watching myself doesn’t turn me on’, I ask you – have you tried it? Because as I said, it’s something that I never thought would turn me on the way that it does. This is one of those toys that I always have on standby for when I want to switch thing up a little bit.

Not Automatic Dick Sucking Machine, But Sexy as Hell.

Okay, so this one isn’t an automatic blowjob robot. You do, in fact, have to use your own hand-power to move it and jerk off. I mean, it’s okay SOMETIMES, right? Like I said earlier, Fleshlight has been around for a long time, and their products are good. In fact, pretty damn great. And so while the lack of automation on this toy doesn’t gain it any great ratings, it still stands up as a quality masturbation tool – especially with that tip stimulator. You’ve GOT to give that a try. I’ve not felt another toy that feels like that – so well done to the creators of Fleshlight!

As for cleaning though, I always find Fleshlights to be on the more difficult side. The Autoblow 2+ and the Kiiroo Onyx 2 both have sleeves that just slip right out and can be tossed in warm soapy water to clean thoroughly. Most of the Fleshlights need to be cleaned as is, which makes it a bit more difficult. But if you get a proper tube cleaning “caterpillar” as I like to call them, you should be good. Just make sure it’s not abrasive or you’ll ruin the soft, silky interior.

And one GREAT thing about the fact that it’s not automated is that if you forget to charge any of your other toys, this is a great backup! It never runs out of power because it’s powered by YOU! 🙂

 

 

 

Your Guide to Buying the Best Blowjob Machine

If you’re still unsure about whether or not you want to buy ANY of these robotic blowjob machines, then I think I’ve done a pretty poor job of conveying the message I had ideally intended. So, in case it wasn’t clear – if you’re not going to commit to the Autoblow 2+ blowjob robot, you MUST try at least one of these others. Honestly. I never thought that a plastic device could feel so amazing, until of course, I tried the above mentioned toys.

Now, that being said, it wasn’t an easy process finding the ones that were the best. I’ve spent a lot of money over the years trying to find the best simulated blowjob on the market. And that’s why I truly thought it was my duty to bring my findings to the rest of the men out there – so you can focus on pleasure instead of wasted cash.

 

 

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