Mega-Bator Review: A Hidden Gem Of The Sex Toy Industry

My Mega-Bator review has been in the works for a while now and I feel like it’s long overdue. The Mega-Bator is a stunning piece of equipment with a hands-free design that is not talked about nearly as much as it should.

And even though it’s been on the market for some time, there are only a handful of reviews. So in an effort to do the Mega-Bator some justice, I decided to write the most comprehensive review and buying guide to help you all understand what it’s all about.

About the Mega-Bator

The Mega-Bator comes to us from the Pipedream company. Pipedream has been in the sex toy business for decades and it has dozens of brands under its umbrella.

The Mega-Bator is a hands-free male masturbation toy that comes in different colors and sleeves. Depending on what you like most, you can buy the: Pussy, Mouth, Ass, or Deluxe versions.

One cool thing about the Mega-Bator is that it has a lever which activates an airlock system. Essentially, you can lock it on almost any flat surface and not worry about it moving around, or worse, falling off.

In addition to the airlock, the Mega-Bator also comes with a universal phone holder. That way, you don’t have to worry about finding a place for your phone or watching your porn at a bad angle. Also, the phone holder is big enough to fit a tablet. So I was able to watch my favorite Riley Reid porn (or maybe like five) on a big screen.

Another thing I want to mention in this part of my Mega-Bator review is that there’s a difference in prices between some of the models. For example, the Pussy, Mouth, and Ass Mega-Bators are more straightforward toys than the Deluxe. In turn, they of course cost less.

The Standard Mega-Bator

First, let’s start with Pipedream’s Standard mode Mega-Bator because that’s what came out first. The best way to describe it is like a highly advanced pocket pussy with loads more bells and whistles. It stands at 11 inches tall and has a realistic pleasure topper.

Basically, the Mega-Bator consists of four parts: base, textured insert, chamber, and pleasure topper. You can’t really play with the toy right out of the box, but I’ll talk about that later. First, let me tell you what this baby can do and why you have to go grab it right now.

Since the Mega-Bator is completely automatic, it does all the work for you. All you have to do is put your trouser snake inside the toy. Then, it will simultaneously start stroking up and down and spinning around.

The dual gears inside the Mega-Bator allow it to mimic thrusting motions, all the while rotating. I can’t really compare the experience to a blowjob or a handjob because it’s so unique. The closest I could get to describing it is if you had someone giving you the best blowjob in the world, while also continuously rotating 360° several hundred times per minute. As I said, you have to try it to believe it.

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Pleasure Topper Vs. Masturbation Sleeve

Before I go on with the Mega-Bator review, I just wanted to take a sec and quickly explain the difference between a pleasure topper and a male masturbator. That way, you know what’s what and you can better figure out what you like.

A pleasure topper, just like a sleeve, is usually made of soft and durable TPE that you can insert your Schlong into. However, unlike a sleeve, a topper is not open-ended and the TPE will mold accordingly to your tip. Just like a Fleshlight, for example, once you bust a nut, all of your juices will stay inside.

On the other hand, a sleeve, like the Quickshot one, is open on both sides. So when you cum, there’s nothing that’ll hold the baby batter in one place and it’ll go flying.

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Which Pleasure Topper to Buy?

As I mentioned earlier, the Mega-Bator has three different types of toppers you can get: Pussy, Mouth, or Ass. They do differ from one another a lot, so you have to pay attention to the different textures. You also have to consider how tight you want the opening to be, because, well, let’s not kid ourselves, we all have preferences.

With that said, all of the main Mega-Bator features, like speed and thrust settings, are the same. Also, they all come with the phone holder and assemble the same way.

But since there’s such a difference in the experience, I had to talk about them in my Mega-Bator review. That way, you can make an informed decision and get the most use out of your toy.

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The Pussy Mega-Bator

Now, I want to start with the Pussy pleasure topper first, because that’s the one I tried out first. The pussy topper, like all the others, is made out of TPE and it’s completely skin-safe. Also, the topper looks like a woman’s glory tunnel and it will open and stretch depending on your size.

Another difference between the Pussy Mega-Bator and the other versions is in the textural insert. This specific model has ridges on the edges of the insert, while the top has small bumps or balls. It’s basically ribbed for your pleasure and it’s, in my opinion, the most stimulating out of the three.

The Ass Mega-Bator

Again, these titles are pretty descriptive on their own, but just for the sake of it, I’ll say it. The Ass Mega-Bator has a topper resembling a chocolate starfish. It’s the tightest of the three and it’ll provide you with hours upon hours of relentless pleasure (yeah, it’s that good).

The insert of the Ass Mega-Bator is similar to the Pussy one, with one key exception. The inside isn’t ribbed but has an almost wave-like pattern. It feels amazing on your Johnson, especially when the Mega-Bator is rotating.

The Mouth Mega-Bator

Yes, you guessed it; the Mouth Mega-Bator has a topper that looks like a mouth. It has a pretty small opening, but I think most guys could fit inside, no problem. The Mouth Mega-Bator is probably the most life-like out of the three and my personal runner-up.

One thing that kind of threw me off when using the Mouth Mega-Bator was definitely the textural insert. Unlike the previous two, this model has these little TPE-molded, for a lack of a batter word, poles inside of it.

Don’t get me wrong, the blowjob toy feels incredible. It’s especially good when you’re going slow and steady or when you want something to get you in the mood. But there is a learning curve to figuring out what the best positions are.

The Mega-Bator Deluxe

Now that I’ve covered all the inserts and the textures in my Mega-Bator review, it’s time to talk about the Deluxe.

Even though the Deluxe has a slightly different design than the Standard, the gist of it is pretty much the same. It’s a handy sex toy for men that has five speeds and ten pulsation patterns. Also, the textural inserts are made from the same TPE material as the Standard.

So now you’re wondering, Okay, Mark, so what’s the big difference? Why does the Deluxe cost more? Well, my horny, curious friends, the difference is that you can change the toppers with the Deluxe.

You see, when you buy the Deluxe, you’ll get the Mega-Bator toy with the accessories, plus all the three toppers: Ass, Mouth, and Pussy. You can use the magnetic strip to change your toppers based on what you’re in the mood for.

When you buy any of the Standard models, you’ll get just the topper that comes with the toy. Unfortunately, you still can’t buy them individually, which is why Pipedream came out with the Deluxe.

So if you’re someone who likes variety in your solo sex life and wants to mix things up from time to time, I’d go with the Deluxe. But if you’re a one-hole kind of guy, just buy the Standard. It has all of the same features, but it’s cheaper.

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Assembling the Masturbator

As promised, in this part of my Mega-Bator review I’ll talk about assembling the toy, because it could be tricky for a beginner. So the first thing you have to know about this toy is that it has a magnetic plate at the base. Also, there’s another magnet at the bottom of every insert that connects to the base.

To assemble the Mega-Bator, you’ll have to start off by connecting the base and the insert together. Once those are locked and loaded, you have to put the chamber over the insert and twist it into place.

Your chamber, no matter if you got the Standard or the Deluxe, will go over the pleasure topper. Again, you want to twist it a few times and make sure it’s nice and secure. When you’re storing the toy, you can also put the cap over the topper to ensure it doesn’t get dirty or dusty.

Now’s also the time to decide whether or not you want to connect the phone holder and airlock mechanism. If you want to go completely hands-free, do it. But if you don’t mind working the Mega-Bator up and down a little bit, you don’t need the airlock at all.

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How to Care for Your Toy

You know I have to talk about care and maintenance in my Mega-Bator review because I want to show how easy it is and why you should never skip it.

Once you’re done getting off, unscrew the chamber and take out the insert. Since it has a pretty soft texture, you can easily turn it inside out and clean it. I recommend using some tepid or cold water and natural soap.

Also, don’t forget to take care of your topper, too. With a bit of soap on your fingers, go over all the nooks and crannies. Then, leave the Mega-Bator to air dry and store it away until you’re ready to use it again. I urge all of you not to skip this step because it can seriously extend the life of your toys.

 

My Final Verdict on the Mega-Bator

All things considered, I really loved using the Mega-Bator and I’ll definitely keep experimenting with it more. I want to figure out even more techniques that’ll help us all get off better and faster. With that said, I hope you had as much fun reading this Mega-Bator review as I had writing it. Until next time – keep polishing your poles and stay safe!

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Product Specs:

🏷️ Name:	⭕ Mega-Bator
📁 Type:	⭕ Male Masturbator
⚙️ Features:	⭕ Interchangeable Realistic Pleasure Toppers
🛠️ Materials:	⭕ ABS / TPR
📅 Last updated:	⭕ November 29, 2023