The Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator: Simple, Affordable and (very) Effective

Whether you’re new to the world of male sex toys and looking for something simple to start with – OR you’re a true veteran and looking to add something to your arsenal that won’t break the bank – then you’re in the right place. The Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator is perfect for both occasions!

Okay, sure – but what is it?

The Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator is a sleek and simple design for a male masturbation sleeve. While it most definitely feels great, I’d be lying if I said it was the best toy I’d ever used (and man, I’ve used a lot!) That being said, it’s also nowhere near as expensive as my favourite toys so for the price I’d say that it’s a pretty sweet deal. You won’t be disappointed.

Basically, it comes in a pretty unassuming black plastic case with two cut-outs on either side. Inside the case is a pretty nice “vagina” – the opening of the vagina isn’t as intricately detailed as some, but it definitely gives you the right idea – so I’m pleased with it. The sleeve is made of a high-quality TPR so it feels pretty damn realistic once you’ve added some water-based lube. This will not only help it feel more realistic, but it also ensures that you don’t chafe your dick – pretty important in my books.

The inside of the sleeve has a bunch of different textures, and you can really feel them after you’ve inserted. A mixture of nubs and ridges and only god knows what else – really give an intense sensation on your cock. Plus, you can also insert the bullet vibe that it comes with for a little added pleasure. Oh – and those cut-outs that I mentioned earlier? As you stroke your Johnson with the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator, you can squeeze this area and instantly change the tightness to make sure you’re getting the exact feeling you need and want for an intense orgasm.

Getting the Best Results with the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator

If you’ve used any type of male masturbator in the past, then you’ve probably already figured out how to use this one. But for any newbies out there, I’m going to give you a quick rundown of the basics.

  • Get comfortable. Whether you want to get busy on the couch, in bed or the car – the choice is yours my friend. Just get yourself comfortable somewhere you won’t be disturbed. (That is, unless being disturbed is kinda your thing…
  • Decide if you want to watch porn or not. For me, it depends on the day. It also depends if I have a partner who is playing WITH me. But unfortunately I’m most often solo. Still, some days I throw on porn, some days I don’t. Decide what works for you.
  • Lube up! Use a good quality water-based lube. This type of lube will not damage the material of the sleeve. Put some on your cock, and some at the entrance of the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator to ensure a smooth entry.
  • Turn on vibrations. This is completely optional. If you want to add vibrations, do it now as you must insert the vibe inside and it’s difficult to do mid-play.
  • Stick it in. That’s right. Now’s the time to enter. Hopefully this does not need any more explanation.
  • Stroke away. Stroke it the way you like it. Fast, slow – whatever floats your boat. And use the cut-outs on the side to increase or decrease the pressure. If you’re up for it, wait until you just about reach orgasm and then stop. Wait a moment and then go again. See how many times you can do this – and you’ll build up some crazy stamina for when the time comes that you’re dealing with the real deal!
  • Rinse and repeat? Soon after you blow your load, you’re going to want to clean up the sleeve. You don’t want your jizz hardening inside and developing a ripe smell. So be sure to clean up after every use. You can buy a toy cleaner or just use mild soap and water. And of course – if you’re up for it – do it again!

What I love about the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator

Like I said – there are male masturbators on the market that I enjoyed more than this one – but at this price, it really can’t be beat. Here are the best things I found about the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator:

  • Very affordable. Honestly, I would say that at this price is probably one of the very best masturbators that you can get. The quality is really great, and it feels wonderful too. It feels as good as many of the more expensive toys that I’ve used in the past.
  • Feels very realistic. The softness of the material, combined with the ridges and various textures inside – and of course the lube – make it feel incredibly life-like. The actual vagina opening could use a few more details to make it as realistic as some others, but I have no complaints.
  • Easy to use. This is a very simple and easy to use masturbation sleeve. You simply add lube, turn on the vibrator (if you choose) and go to town. And depending on how tight you want it, you can easily just squeeze the sides so you can easily and quickly change the pressure mid-stroke which is great.
  • Vibrations are an added bonus. This is something unique that I think is a great bonus. Even the automatic male strokers usually have just the thrust action without the vibration so it’s a new and unique sensation that I quite like most of the time.
  • Waterproof. Take the bullet out and you’ve got a waterproof masturbation toy! Take it in the shower, bath, whatever you want. I always think there’s an added element of fun when water is involved – but it just makes it more versatile.
  • Additional hands-free stand available. Want to do it standing in the shower? You can get an add-on piece that allows you to thrust inside hands-free! For me it’s another little fun addition to change things up here and there.

A few things about the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator could be improved upon

As you can see – I’m clearly a fan of the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator – but there are still some things that I think aren’t really up to par. I know it’s not the most expensive male sex toy on the market, but I was disappointed by the following things:

  • Bullet vibe is inside. Okay – so the bullet vibe is a great addition and like I said above I think it’s a nice bonus. But I definitely only use it now and again, because it’s kind of a pain to insert. There is a small slit in the side of the sleeve for you to put it into, but that means that if you decided to use the vibe, you’re using it the entire session. OR, you have to stop and take it out which isn’t as easy as it sounds. I would prefer if there was a control so that I could change it up mid-play.
  • One-Size-Doesn’t-Necessarily-Fit-All. More expensive toys typically come with different sizes of sleeves – but this one doesn’t. The toy says it can accommodate up to 8 inches – which is good for most I guess – but not all. I have fairly wide girth and so I find the tightness good – but for thinner guys I have to wonder. I guess that’s why there is the option to press the sides for increased tightness but you’ll have to try for yourself.
  • Leaking lube. A few times I found that a bit of lube leaked out the sides where the cut-outs are. If I’m mindful not to use a TON of lube, then it seems to be fine – but something to watch out for when you use it the first time. Keep a towel nearby until you get the hang of it.
  • Not much variety. It’s essentially your basic male masturatbion sleeve. There aren’t any additional inserts to change things up (think anus or mouth inserts).

My Overall Review of the Paloqueth Vibrating Male Masturbator

All in all, this is a great toy for any guy out there who is new to the male masturbator scene. It’s simple and easy to use – and cleans up pretty well too. That being said thought, the ridges and textures inside are very unique and so it’s a great toy for those who are more mastered in this field as well.

And for the price – it would just be silly NOT to add it to your collection if you ask me. It’s got a very nice and realistic feeling material, and since the tightness can be adjusted manually it should be good for most guys. Plus, the vibrations are something that not all other masturbation sleeves have.

Overall, I’d most definitely recommend this toy to most men looking for a quick and simple good time who don’t want to break the bank to have a good time!

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