Everything You Need to Know about the 6 Best Male Masturbators of 2018 is Right Here

Best Male Masturbators

Whether you’re looking into male masturbators for the first time, or you’re looking to add some fun new toys to your already existing collection, you’re in the right place. You see, some guys are always the first to try out the newest burger joint in town, but I’m the first to try out the newest male masturbators on the market. Personally, I find my hobby far more enjoyable – and I don’t have to worry about gaining a few extra pounds when pursuing my hobby.

Point being, I’m your go-to guy when you want to know which new sex toys to try. If you’re new to male masturbators then it can definitely be overwhelming when you type ‘male masturbators’ into Google search. I mean, hundreds come up – all different sizes, shapes, colors, etc. Where do you even begin, right? I’ve tried all the major players on the market and seriously know what’s up when it comes to the best male masturbators available. I’ve tried them, tested them, and can tell you what’s worth your hard-earned money and what’s not. So sit tight and listen up.

Wait, what?! What exactly IS a male masturbator?

Okay, so I have to assume that some of you reading this have never tried a male sex toy before. That’s cool! But honestly, what have you been waiting for?

I digress. If you’re a serious newbie to the pleasure that is a male sex toy, then you might be wondering what a male masturbator even is in the first place. Let’s put it simply: They’re toys that make your jerk-off sessions feel a hell of a lot more realistic. Plus, some of them are automatic so you get to sit back and relax – just like the real deal! So again… sit tight, and listen up. I’ve got all the info you need to choose the best male masturbator for your needs!

The best of the best male masturbators on the market in 2018

Are you ready? These are (in my experienced opinion anyway) the best male sex toys on the market in 2018.

1st PlaceEditor's Pick

Autoblow 2+ XT

Autoblow 2+ XT Animated

I’ve been a fan of the Autoblow for a long time now. It was the very first automatic blowjob machine that I ever tried, and I guess part of the reason I probably still like it is just that – I mean, you never forget your first love, right?

For the first time in my life, I could just sit back and relax – literally do nothing – and get a blowjob whenever and wherever I felt like it. I didn’t have to shift my hand back and forth, I just stuck the machine over my dick and it went wild – just working away on that shaft until I jizzed all over the place. I literally didn’t have to do ANYTHING.

And when it finished, it didn’t say ‘my turn now!’ – which I have to admit is f-in’ brilliant. I mean I get it – sex with a partner is amazing, and I don’t mind giving oral sex, but sometimes I just want it to be all about me! And the Autoblow always delivered on this! But the Autoblow came out many years ago, and technology has come a long way since then. It only makes sense that they upgrade their technology which is why I was so stoked when they came out with the Autoblow 2 XT! The newer, better, more sensational male masturbator.

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What’s the difference between the Autoblow and the Autoblow 2+ XT?

The two devices look identical on the outside – the same blue and white plastic casing, and the optional handle that you can purchase to make it a little easier to hold onto while you’re wankin’ the tank. However, I could give two &^%*s about what the outside looks like on this thing – it’s the inside that really counts, and that’s where they’ve gone all out! I always thought the device felt good (and obviously the automation was key) but as new toys came out, I found that they held my dick tighter – which led to a more intense (and often quicker) orgasm. Well, looks like the makers of the toy felt the same way.

The difference between the two versions of the Autoblow is that the Autoblow 2+ XT is much, much tighter. Hallelujah! The “XT” stands for (you guessed it) Extra Tight. And extra tight it is! They’ve added more rings of beaded pleasure along the shaft and the new and improved springs keep the ‘grips’ tighter than ever. It’s such a big improvement – I mean, the thing feels like a nice firm grip around your cock. It’s definitely far more realistic than the old version! And just like the original, it’s still super easy to clean and it plugs directly into the wall so there’s no need to ever worry about batteries.

Autoblow 2+ XT Presentation Video

Getting the most out of your Autoblow 2+ XT experience

If you want to make sure you’re getting the most pleasure out of this thing as possible, I’d suggest a few pointers on how to use it.

  • Choose the right sleeve. Just like the original, the Autoblow 2+ XT has different sized sleeves that fit inside the device. Make sure you read the website and order the one that fits you best. Don’t be afraid to actually measure your cock – it’s pretty common for us guys to think we’re bigger than we are. Be realistic – you’re going to want to ensure this fits properly so you’ll get the most pleasure.
  • Use lubrication. You don’t wanna screw a chick who’s dry as the Sahara so why would you want to do it to anything else? Make sure you get a good quality, water-based lubricant so you can slip and slide easily inside. Not only will it save you some chafing on your manhood, but it’s going to feel real, real good.
  • Play around with positions and settings. Be creative. It’s not every day you get to call all the shots when it comes to getting your cock sucked, so take advantage of it! Try different positions. Play around with the speed settings, and see what really gets you off!
  • Use visual stimulation. This is key for me. The male masturbators can feel as tight or as wet as they want, but until I throw on a little porn to watch while in the act I feel like sometimes they take too long to make me reach orgasm. But when I’m watching my favorite porn stars get rammed it makes the entire experience so much more enjoyable.

 

 

That’s all good, but does the Autoblow 2+ XT actually feel like a real blowjob?

I’m not going to lie. There’s nothing that tops a super hot chick (with no strings attached) who’s down there going to town on my dick like it’s her last supper. However, the amount of times that has happened I can count on one hand. Or even half a hand (if I’m being generous). So that being said, the Autoblow is a pretty close second.

The material of the sleeve is made out of an incredible skin-like material that feels absolutely amazing – especially once it’s all lubed up. And then the new 5-fingered beading system on the other side of the sleeve is incredible. It’s so tight, and strokes your entire cock at once really mimicking the feeling of a good deep-throat blowjob – or even sex for that matter. Depending on what fantasy I’ve got going in my head, or what porn I’m watching, I can imagine it being either. And the best part? It’s fully automatic! So you literally just stick the device on your hard cock and let it go to work! You change the speeds as you wish, but otherwise it does all the work for you, leaving your hands free to roam to other places. Play with your balls, pinch your nipples, play video games or scroll for porn – seriously – the automatic male masturbators allow you so much freedom! (and fun!)

And for me, I really enjoy the fact that you can choose the size of the sleeve. It ensures that everyone (well, pretty much everyone) can get their full cock inside to really reap the benefits of this stroker. There’s nothing worse than being way too small (or too big) for a toy and it just doesn’t rub you in the right places. With the Autoblow 2+ XT you get to choose which sleeve you want to ensure you stick your entire manhood inside for the best experience. You can also change the orifice too which is key for variety.

So all in all, if you’re looking for a real feel-good male masturbator, and automation is something that you’re interested in, this is my top choice. It never runs out of batteries, it feels amazing, and it’s super easy to clean.

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2nd PlaceWorld's Best Vagina

3Fap

3Fap

So the 3Fap is made by the same people who make the Autoblow. And I have to admit, the guy behind this line is my hero. This guy actually hosted a “World’s Best Vagina Contest”. I mean seriously? That’s genius. He had women from all over the globe sending him pictures of their pussy – and then had people vote on the best looking ones online. The top three vaginas were then invited to meet him in person where he took a 3D scan of each their vaginas (I’m talking inside and out!) and then turned those scans into real male masturbators. So essentially, he has allowed all of us men the opportunity to screw the three most beautiful vaginas in the world! What a guy, right?

And that’s what makes the 3Fap such an awesome male sex toy. The 3Fap allows you to screw all three beautiful vaginas in one sitting. Or, if you prefer, you can put it in the mouth, then the vagina and finish up in the butt… sounds like a dream, right?

3FAP Presentation Video

I’m confused – what is the 3Fap and how does it work?

I know, what I’m saying probably doesn’t make a lot of sense – yet! But let me explain. The 3Fap is kind of like three different male strokers all made into one. Like, literally. First of all, I must explain that there are two version for you to choose from which are as follows:

Version 1: All 3 of the world’s most beautiful vaginas.

So the first version of the 3Fap is, as you can see above, all three of the vagina contest winners. The three different sleeves come attached together in a line, and you insert this sleeve into the hard case (also blue and white like the Autoblow) and go at it adjusting the tightness as you wish (more on that later).

Version 2: Mouth, pussy, ass.

In this interesting version, instead of having the 3 most amazing vaginas to stick your dick into, you get a mouth, a pussy and an ass. Each of the three sleeves have a different internal pattern so you’re going to notice a bit difference from one to the next. Plus, of course – the different orifice entrances will also feel different. And again, you can choose your tightness and bang away.

Adjustable suction control with the 3Fap male masturbator

Okay, so aside from the fact that you can stick your dick into three different pussies, or put it in whatever hole you want (how many times are you going to hear this in your life, right?) one of the coolest aspects of the 3Fap is that you can control the suction on each individual sleeve. Once you insert the set of sleeves into the har casing there is an easy-to-use dial that increases or decreases the suction on each of the sleeves. Want to make that ass extra tight? Crank up that suction! Want to make sure you can feel an even bigger difference from mouth to anus? Change the suctions again!

Honestly, you wouldn’t believe the kind of fun you can have with this thing. It really lets the imagination run and you can easily imagine you’re having some pretty hot and kinky sex since each sleeve feels so different. Even without the suction control you’re going to notice huge differences in the shaft of each sleeve.

Is it easy to use? Easy to clean?

This isn’t the most discreet toy – I’ve got to be honest here. It’s basically like three individual Fleshlights or other strokers were just joined up side-by-side so it’s not small. I’ve seen some reviews were guys have said that they thought the whole thing was too bulky for them – but for me, I think it’s great to actually have something to hold onto when I’m playing around. Kind of like when you take your woman from behind and grab onto her ass and thighs – it gives you something to hang onto. And of course, the sleeves are easily inserted into the casing, and easy to change out if you want to get both version for some variety.

Plus, the suction dials are very easy to use, even when you’re in the middle of getting yourself off. Some of the male masturbators on the market attempt to be fancy when all they end up doing is making things difficult. But that’s not the case here. The 3Fap is easy to set up, easy to change the dials, and easy to blow your load – in three different places if you can! 🙂

As for cleaning, the sleeves are very similar to that of the Autoblow, except that they’re attached together. As long as you get the water and soap (or toy cleaner) inside you’ll be fine! Pretty easy to clean, and just leave them sitting out upside down to make sure they dry before putting them away!

Okay, but how does the 3Fap really feel?

Honestly? Before I tried it out I thought that three sleeves together was a bit unnecessary. However, like I began to mention above – it really allows your imagination to go wild! And it’s become one of the toys I have in my regular rotation. The sleeves have that smooth, realistic skin-like material that feels just absolutely incredible on your cock – especially when it’s all lubed up. And because each sleeve has a different texture and design, it’s really like sticking your manhood into different women (think orgy!) or different orifices (think super sexy, dirty sex). Either way, in my world, you can’t really go wrong!

Plus, the suction control is a wonderful addition. I wish a lot more male masturbators had these. Not only do the insides of the sleeves have different patterns and textures as I mentioned already, but combined with the suction control dials it’s an incredibly exciting and personalized experience. You are in complete control of how each one of the sleeves feels. Each time you enter a different orifice or vagina you’re feeling whole new sensations -something that is even hard to mimic in real life! I mean how many times have you been with a girl that says “put it wherever you want!”?? Or how many times have you been with three women at once? These are things that happen only to the lucky 1% if you ask me… so with this male masturbator you get to be part a group you’ll likely never enter in ‘real life’.

 

3rd PlaceLong-Lasting Masturbator

Lifetime Silicone Stroker

The Lifetime Silicone Stroker

If you’re looking for a realistic male masturbator that is going to last you a long, long time – then this is the toy for you! As far as exciting bells and whistles, you won’t find much of that here – but what you WILL find is a high-quality, super tight, long-lasting and easy to clean masturbator. And to top it all off, it’s modeled after the #1 winner of the World’s Best Vagina Contest – not bad, right?

What is so special about the Lifetime Silicone Stroker?

This male masturbator is made completely, 100% out of high-grade silicone. And I know. You’re probably asking yourself right now, “Okay, but what’s so special about that?” And to that I say… a lot!

First of all, silicone is hypoallergenic. For those of you who are quite sensitive to various materials, silicone is going to be a safe bet. It is very rare that silicone will cause any type of skin reaction which is why it’s so commonly used in operating rooms and other sterile environments.

Second, silicone is a non-porous material so you don’t have to worry about bacteria getting caught inside. Bacteria can not only make a masturbator smell bad, but it can break down the material over time. The realistic skin materials such as Cyber-Skin can be affected by this, and you often have to replace these types of sleeves every 6 months to a year (depending how often you use your toy). Silicone is basically indestructible, so this toy can last you a lifetime. Bacteria can’t get inside, so you won’t have to worry about it smelling bad, and it won’t get broken weakened over time.

Third, silicone is super easy to clean (and keep clean)! Heck, you can even dip your silicone toy into boiling water if you want to ensure that all bacteria is gone – and make it completely sterile. Because it can be fully sterilized, 100% silicone toys are really the only ones that are safe to share. I mean, if that’s your thing.

And last but definitely not least, silicone feels almost exactly like real skin! I’m not kidding. It’s actually a surprise that manufacturers have spent so much time creating “real skin” when silicone feels so incredible as it is! It’s so smooth, that when it’s mixed with a little bit of lubrication, it’s amazing how good it can feel – and when you close your eyes you can totally imagine you’re sticking it right inside a beautiful pussy.

How to use the Lifetime Silicone Stroker

Honestly, this is such a simple (yet incredibly effective) male masturbator! Just pour a bit of lube around the opening and on the head of your cock. Then slip it in and begin moving your hand back and forth like you’d normally do to jerk yourself off. The difference tho? It feels way, way better!

Inside of the stroker are these little nubs or ‘pleasure bumps’ I think they’re actually called – and they line the entire inside of the masturbator giving you an incredible sensation all over your shaft. The black version has ridges instead of bumps, so whichever one feels better to you. Personally, I have both so I can switch it up. But whichever you choose, prepare to be delighted. Both give you quite a ride! And magically, this male masturbator seems to be one size fits all – and it actually fits all sizes!

HOW?!?!

Easy. You can adjust the tightness of the stroker by simply squeezing harder or softer. Because there is no hard casing around the outside of the stroker when you squeeze harder, the stroker wraps tighter around your cock. Release your grip, and the toy loosens. It’s so simple to use, but it works like magic. You can play around with different pressures as you stroke which makes it feel all the more like your woman is tightening and releasing her vagina – a truly exceptional experience!

Plus, don’t forget that because the Lifetime Stroker is made from 100% silicone, and has no automated parts, it’s completely waterproof! Use it in the shower, the lake, the swimming pool – this toy knows no boundaries. Have fun with it!

Lifetime Silicone Stroker Presentation Video

That’s all good and well, but the feeling is the most important, right?

Honestly, this thing feels incredible. Silicone is one of the most realistic materials when it comes to sex toys, and this is 100% silicone as I said. Plus, the ease with which you can control the tightness mid-stroke is incredible. YOu don’t have to worry about fiddling with buttons or other controls – you just squeeze and loosen your hand as you see fit. And I’m telling you… some lube and a good imagination (or your favorite porn) and you’ll be feeling real good and life-like quickly!

You have all the control you’d have wanking off like usual – except it feels a million times better and incredibly realistic as though you’re screwing a pussy instead of your own hand. And because of its simplicity, it’s a really good toy to use for edging. If you’re unsure of what edging is, it’s basically getting yourself as close to orgasm as possible and then stopping. Then build yourself up to ALMOST orgasm and stop again. If you do this as many times as possible before blowing your load I can guarantee it’s going to be a crazy intense orgasm. And as an added bonus, you’re going to be increasing your stamina for when you’re actually in the bedroom with a real live woman. I can guarantee she’ll be very impressed!

The reason I like this toy in particular for increasing stamina or just edging in general, is because of the amount of control I have over the masturbator. Some of the automatic male masturbators feel incredible, but I have a much harder time being able to stop before I cum because I have to switch the button and then the motor has to stop. Not saying it’s not possible, but with this one I can just release my hand and it immediately stops so I can usually edge closer and closer before I finally release.

The Lifetime Stroker is super easy to clean too.

I mentioned it earlier, but 100% silicone toys are so easy to clean and maintain good hygiene. Just rinse it off with a mild soap and water and let it dry. If you’re concerned about bacteria getting inside, just dip the entire toy into a pot of boiled water for a few minutes. This toy is basically indestructible – the makers actually have a video showing how many ways they tried to destroy it -(including cooking it with pasta, freezing it, filling it with food and more) and it just doesn’t work. So if you’re looking for an awesome toy that’s going to last, this is it!

 

4th PlaceVagina Contest

Vagina Contest Strokers

Vagina Contest Stroker Toys

Okay, so I already mentioned the ‘World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Competition’ when I talked about the 3Fap – because with that toy you get all three of the top beautiful vaginas in one. However, the toy is a bit bulky… so if that’s not something that interests you, it’s definitely worth mentioning the fact that you can get each of the three winning pussies separately. Plus, they have a pretty cool feature of their own that is definitely worth checking out!

This is why the Vagina Contest male masturbators rock my world.

The Vagina Contest male masturbators have a clear shaft. Yeah, that’s right. And clear masturbators are something that I have a bit of a soft-spot for. When I originally tried them, I didn’t really see what the big deal was. ‘Okay, it’s clear – isn’t that a bit weird?’ I thought. But when I stuck my member inside, and could see him moving back and forth, I was surprisingly very turned on. I never knew that watching my own dick inside of a clear tube could be that much fun.

I mean, perhaps it’s the fact that my dick looks huge – I mean it really does. That clear material seems to act as a magnifying glass or something, and when it’s moving around in there with the lubricant, it’s actually pretty magical. I mean we all love to watch ourselves go in and out of a real chick, right? But this way you also get to see what’s happening inside. And it’s pretty epic. I recommend it.

Plus, of course, you get to choose to stick it any of the three most beautiful vaginas in the WORLD. Pretty sick.

Three different versions of the Vagina Contest realistic male masturbators

The guys over at Autoblow made replicas of the top three vaginas voted on in the World’s Best Vagina Competition. Apparently, they used a 3D scanner that allowed them to replicate the women within 0.1mm – that’s pretty insane if you ask me. And a GREAT use of our modern technology!

So, that being said, you’ve got three options to choose from:

Option 1: Nell (First Place Winner)

Nell is a 27 year old graphic designer from the United Kingdom, and she (according to global votes) has the most beautiful vagina in the world. The clear shaft of the masturbator has a corkscrew design on the inside that will be sure to get your juices flowing! Plus do I need to repeat myself? Watching yourself ram it in there is sure to take you over the edge.

Option 2: Jenny (Second Place Winner)

Jenny is a 23 year old lawyer from Germany and received the award of second-most-beautiful vagina in the whole world. Inside the clear shaft of the stroker you’ll find a very pleasurable ribbed texture that you’re sure to love.

Option 3: Anita (Third Place Winner)

Meet Anita. She is the third-place winner of the beautiful vagina contest and is a 29 year old psychology student from Hungary. Inside the clear shaft of this male masturbator you’ll find a most exhilarating pebelled texture, sure to please.

The World's First Vaginal Beauty Pageant - Insights

All three versions obviously feature a realistic looking vagina opening that was modeled, once again, to a realistic representation of the real deal within 0.1mm of the real award-winning vaginas. So not only are these things going to feel amazing, but you get to watch your member moving in and out of what have been crowned the world’s best vaginas – I mean, how often in life can you say that, right?

Getting the best experience when using your Vagina Contest masturbators.

Okay, so I think that the general appeal must be pretty obvious by now. I mean, these things are modeled after incredibly beautiful vaginas, they’ve got a clear shaft so you can see your man hard at work (and magnified, let’s not forget!) and if you want you can go on the website and actually watch real interviews with the women that these things are modeled after – which I don’t know about you, but it gives me a bit of a personal connection with these ladies – er, toys…

But despite their obvious qualities, it’s important that you use them in the right way to ensure that you’re getting the best experience possible and of course – the best bang (literally) for your buck! Right?

So first off, make sure you use a high quality water-based lubricant. Water-based lubricant is going to ensure that you don’t damage the soft and super sexy feeling of the realistic material used for both the vagina and the inside shaft. If you’re buying a toy, you want it to last! Plus, using lubricant in general is going to ensure that you don’t end up chafing your own dick as you try to stick it in.

Next, don’t be afraid to get a little adventurous! I mean come on – the world is your oyster here! Having sex with real women is fun (of course!) but how often do they let you choose when, where and how you get it on? The answer is not often. I know this. So get creative when you’re screwing these hotties! Take Anita in the car on your drive home when you’re stuck in traffic. Or bring Nell into the shower for a quickie before work. These beauties are basically at your wish and command – so take advantage of it! Don’t get into a rut laying on your couch night after night. Get out there and do something sexy!

And most importantly – don’t shy away from taking some serious pleasure out of watching yourself play! I mean I know it feels weird at first – like maybe you’re just some narcissistic asshole who is more enamoured with himself than anything else – but it’s a normal human pleasure. After all, isn’t that why Vegas has hotel rooms with mirrors on the ceiling? And when you slip yourself inside one of these, you’re not only going to feel amazing, but you’re going to look huge, too! And who doesn’t like that, am I right?

There are a ton of toys out there modeled after pornstars – and I’m not knocking them in any way – but I’m more of a girl-next-door kinda guy which is why these toys really speak to me. Especially because you can actually see real video footage of these regular ladies who just happen to have the best looking vaginas in the world.

I mean honestly… if you’re looking for a really good stroker that’s not too expensive and will deliver over and above in the feel-good category, then you’re in the right place! Plus, I’ve been with a few women who are much more keen to use these in the bedroom than some of the other toys, because they can actually see the action because of the clear handle. So they get aroused watching me jerk off – I mean, that’s a win-win situation my friends!

 

5th PlaceAdvanced Masturbator

Milker Automatic Stroker

Milker Automatic Stroker Toys

If you’re interested in the Milker Automatic Stroker, you’ve got to realize first and foremost that you’re really jumping up in price from the other toys that I’ve mentioned. I mean it’s quadruple or more of the price of a lot of these other male masturbators, but as long as you’re okay with that, then carry on! After all, can anyone really put a price on pure heavenly pleasure?

That being said, that’s why this machine isn’t at the top of my list. Don’t get me wrong – it feels incredible! But it’s also a much larger investment, which I know a lot of you aren’t going to be willing to make. However, I’ll lay out the important details and you can be the judge for yourself on whether it’s an investment you’re willing to make!

What is the Milker Automatic Stroker?

The Milker is a very advanced automatic, hands free male masturbator. It reminds me of a tool or tackle box that closes with a latch, and has a handle on the top for easy carrying. It’s almost a foot wide and another foot tall, so it’s not exactly a tiny discreet toy. But at the same time, it doesn’t scream “I’m a sex toy!” if someone were to see it in your closet. Instead, it looks like some sort of utility box so you’re pretty safe in that regard.

That being said, however, there are tubes that stick onto the outside of the box that have clear plastic tubes on the end with beige rubber on the inside. If you leave this attached during storage, I can tell you that nobody will think it’s a regular utility box, so be sure to store away properly.. 🙂

The Milker comes with two different tubes that, as I said, attach to the side of the main box. These are like long black rubber tubes with clear cylinders on the end. One of them is 2 inches wide and 9 inches long while the other is 2 inches wide but only 3 inches long. The idea is that the longer once can cover your entire cock for full shaft play. And the shorter tube sill cover just your tip, giving you a different sensation, and used more for foreplay. The creators also say that the smaller one is great when used on your partner’s clit or even for nipple play although I haven’t done that so I can’t say my own experience. Sounds fun though!

Anyway, once you decide which cylinder you’d like to use – tip only or full shaft – you put it on and use the controller to adjust the speed. Just be careful – the lowest level is pretty intense so I recommend getting used to that before firing it all the way up!

Make sure to milk yourself right with these tips on how to use this male masturbator!

So one of the great things about this automatic male masturbator is that it plugs directly into the wall. I’ve tried a bunch of different hands free male masturbators that use batteries, and honestly I’m over them. The amount of times that I’ve run out of batteries mid-session are unreal, and quite honestly not worth my time. That’s why my fav automatic masturbators are always ones that plug directly into the wall.

Once you’ve found the most comfortable spot to get down to business, make sure you’ve got lube handy. And of course, be sure that it’s a water-based lube so that it doesn’t damage the stretchy rubber inserts that are inside the cylinders. The lubricant, as it does with all male masturbators, makes the experience much more pleasurable and also makes it feel more realistic. Rubber on skin doesn’t feel to great. Rubber coated in lubricant on skin – feels insanely good.

Milker Automatic Stroker - Video

Next, you’re going to want to ensure that you begin your mission (especially if it’s your first time using the machine) on the lowest speed. There is a pretty wide range of speeds (which is great!) but the highest settings are pretty powerful If you start it there, you’ll be done in two seconds and you won’t have a clue what just happened – trust me. So start off slow and ease your way to the top speeds. In fact, try going back and forth from high to low and up again to see how long you can last. Because of the power this Milker has, I wouldn’t be surprised if you don’t last too long the first few times – but it’s also a great way to build stamina!

Cleaning the Automatic Milker

This male masturabtor is a cinch to clean! Once you’re done playing, you just disassemble the pieces and rinse the cylinders and their rubber linings in soapy water. If you want, purchase a separate toy cleaner to ensure a longer life of these products – but otherwise a mild soap will do just fine! Then all you’ve got to do is leave them out to dry before storing them to ensure they don’t end up smelling weird or picking up some bacteria. Once dry, you can store all the parts in the case so it’s easy clean up and easy storage – and it looks pretty discreet actually so no need to worry about that!

 

6th PlaceClassic Masturbator

Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho

Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho Masturbator

I couldn’t finish my top six list without including what I consider to be one of the best male masturbators on the market… that is, if you’re on a budget. I’m willing to dish out some decent cash for my sex toys – from vibrating male masturbators to completely hands free or automatic masturbators. I’ll even cough up a bunch of dough just to know it’s made of silicone (ie. last forever) because sex toys are my jam man.

But, I totally get it if you’re not there yet – OR – you’re just looking to try out something new, and don’t want to shell out a ton of cash right now. And that’s where I recommend trying out the Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho. You all remember Sue, right? That eccentric old lady who used to be on TV late at night talking about all things sex and sex toys? Well of course it’s only fitting that she has her own line of sex toys, right? And they’re actually pretty good! Especially for the price.

So if you’re looking for just a good-old-fashioned male masturbator – then the Head Honcho is a great choice! It won’t cost you more than a couple of trips to Starbucks, and it feels pretty damn good! The fact that it’s pink kinda put ME off.. But the ladies seem to feel more comfortable using this in the bedroom than a lot of the other ones that look super realistic, so the colour has actually grown on me. 🙂

This is how you use the Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho

As I mentioned, this is a pretty basic male masturbator but it’s one of the best of its kind. It’s got zero bells and whistles (meaning no vibration, no automation). It’s a translucent pink color with a pair of lips (I’m talking about the ones on the mouth) at one end, where you insert your cock. The handle or shaft of the toy has many nubs or bumps on the inside to deliver more stimulation.

As you push through, you’ll pass through thin, tight sections, and then larger pockets that open up. It’s hard to explain, but when you feel it you’ll get what I’m saying. The difference between the tightness and then the open pockets delivers a variety of sensations that just basically feel good! Most male masturbators, especially the cheaper ones, just have one sensation through the entire shaft, and this one offers a different pressures as you push through which makes it seem a lot more realistic than most others – especially at this price point.

So you just have to lube up with some good quality lubricant, slide it in, and jerk it back and forth! There is a hole on the other side so depending on your size you may need to be prepared to clean up if you squirt through, but that does make it a bit easier when it’s time to clean up, so it’s got its good and bad qualities I guess. And as long as you’re prepared, it’s all good. Plus, if you’re on the much larger side, the ability to push it through to the other side really gives a nice tight head massage on your cock that you’re going to love!

Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho - Product Demo

Cleaning and storing the Head Honcho

The Head Honcho is made of TPR – a rubber polymer blend – that is a fairly porous material. That means that it’s extra important to ensure that you clean it properly after each use so that bacteria doesn’t build. Use warm soapy water, or purchase a toy cleaner made specifically for sex toys, and wash thoroughly after every use. Like all other toys, make sure that it’s completely dry before storing.

Also, because TPR is a rubber blend, it tends to attract things such as lint or hair. When you store the Head Honcho, try wrapping it in an old tshirt or cloth before storing it in a box just to ensure that you keep the material clean and free of debris for the next time you want to use it.

How does the Head Honcho feel?

I’m not going to tell you it feels as good as the other male masturbators I’ve mentioned that are 8 times the price of this one, because the saying ‘you get what you pay for’ is most usually true. But I WOULD say that this toy is most definitely one of the best masturbators I’ve tried in this price range!

Your Guide to Buying the Best Male Masturbators

So there you go. My top 6 picks for the best male masturbators of 2018. But still… 6 is a large number, and how do you choose which is best for you? No matter whether you’re choosing from this list, or a website full of hundreds of toys, there are a few key areas that you really need to pay attention to. They are:

What’s it made of?

This is especially important if you have any skin sensitivities. If you’re concerned about that, then be sure to get a toy that’s made from silicone. But aside from skin sensitivities, you’re going to want to ensure that you’re buying a realistic-feeling, high quality material that isn’t going to break down after just a month of use. Buy only from reputable dealers and always look at reviews too.

Is it easy to clean?

Being able to easily clean your male masturbator is incredibly important – otherwise the thought of having to spend a bunch of time cleaning after your orgasm is going to make you simply not want to bother bringing it out in the first place! So make sure that it’s easy to clean. Look for toys that can be cleaned simply with soap and water, and when possible find sleeves that you can invert to make cleaning the inside that much easier.

How much does it cost?

This one directly depends on how much you’re willing (or able) to spend on your male masturbator. They range anywhere from 20 bucks to over 800 (and more if you start getting into some of the real dolls or crazy automated machines). So it’s important to not just think about how much you’re willing to spend, but to then research your options in that price range and make sure you’re getting the best bang for your buck – literally. There are a ton of toys out there priced at 10 bucks… but most of them suck. Again, not all – but most! So make sure you do your research, read reviews, and really try to get a feel for what’s out there and what would best suit your needs before throwing your hard-earned cash at it.

How does it feel?

Obviously, this is the most important. If it feels like crap, it’s not even really worth 10 bucks is it? So again, if you’re new to using male masturbators, you’re going to have to rely a lot on reviews – which doesn’t always make you feel super secure, especially if you’re about to spend $100 or more, right? So check out multiple sites, see what the people have to say, and then try to think what you would or wouldn’t like about the different sensations that people talk about in the reviews. One guy might complain that the toy feels too snug, and that might be just what you’re looking for.

That being said, there are obviously the major players in the game such as the Autoblow 2 XT and the Milker among many others – and they’re obviously not just selling out because they look cool – they feel good! So if you’re willing to fork out the dough, you can be pretty sure that you’re going to get a good orgasm coming your way if you stick with the big players.

Will it last?

This one actually kind of ties into what the toy is made of. Like the Lifetime Silicone Stroker for example is going to last you a very long time! In fact, it will likely live longer than YOU. Other toys that have that realistic skin feel even more life-like than silicone, but they’re going to have to be replaced eventually. Most of these toys come with replaceable sleeves, so if you have to buy a new one every year or two, it’s not a big deal – not like you’re replacing the entire device. But again, you need to be comfortable with it however you choose to go.

So. That pretty much sums it up. I hope my reviews and advice have made your search a little bit easier. Happy searching my friends. I wish you a happily ever after with whichever male masturbator you choose.

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Male Masturbators FAQ’s

Where can I discreetly buy a male masturbator?
The internet is a beautiful thing, isn’t it? Long gone are the days where we had to walk into a store and talk to a real live salesperson about what sex toys we were looking for – red faced and talking way too fast from embarrassment. And of course, you’d never really say exactly what you wanted, because with this stranger staring at you, how do you really divulge your inner most sexual fantasies?

Then then bam – the internet. Online we can explore every type of male masturbator out there- compare them, see them in action, learn real reviews. And so of course it only makes sense to buy them online too, right? Some of the most reputable sites are roboticblowjob.com, bestblowjobmachines.com and autoblow2.com (that is if you’re looking for the Autoblow specifically).

All of these sites have, in my experience, excellent customer service, great return policies, high quality male sex toys, and of course something so important – discreet packaging when they ship. They are very thorough in ensuring nobody can tell what’s inside the package.

What are male sex toys made of?
Each male sex toy manufacturer has their own special compound that they use to create their sex toys. But that being said – they’re all a bit similar. Most of the toys are made out of an artificial material that does its best to mimic the feeling of real skin. Most often referred to as artificial skin, SuperSkin, or anything in between.

This material is incredibly soft and when mixed with a bit of lubrication it can really give the user the idea of being with a real woman. It’s pretty incredible how far they’ve come with these materials for the old plastic and rubber toys that originally flooded the market decades ago.

Other masturbators are made of less realistic material, either because they’re going for a different effect, or because they want to cut out costs. If you’re looking for something that’s going to feel as realistic as possible, look for these high quality realistic materials.

How long does a masturbation toy last?
This depends on a few different factors. First of all, what kind of quality did you buy? It’s true, especially in the world of male sex toys, that you get what you pay for. If you’ve purchased a masturbation toy that was like 20 bucks – chances are it’s not going to last that long. On the other hand, machines like the Autoblow 2 are made with industrial-strength motors and can often last upwards of 500 hours of playtime.

But, and this is a big but, it also depends largely on how well you take care of it. In order to create a realistic effect, the material of the sleeve skins is super smooth, and needs to be cared for properly. If you neglect your toy, or are overly rough with it, you could decrease the lifespan of your machine. On the other hand, by cleaning it and storing it properly after each use, you can prolong the life of the toy. Check the manual of any new toy for the proper care instructions. And with proper care, you can expect to have most quality toys for several years at least (unless of course, you’re using it several times a day and then you’re going to wear it out much faster)

Can I use a male masturbator with my roommate?
This depends 100% on the relationship you have with your roommate, and is not something I can answer for you. If this is something that you’re considering, I would suggest talking to your roommate in depth about what each of your expects.

This also goes back to an earlier question regarding STDs. If you are ever planning on sharing your sex toys with another person, it doesn’t matter whether they’re your roommate, partner, friend, etc., it’s important to know that they have been tested for STDs and STIs. Even when someone says “I know I’m fine. I always use a condom” condoms aren’t perfect, and so it’s important to get tested always.

You CAN clean the machines of course, but it’s still important to understand their sexual health so that you are limiting your risks.

If you are ever unsure about anything regarding these matters, speak to a doctor for more information.

How can I introduce a masturbation sleeve in a relationship?
Obviously, some people are more receptive to bringing toys into the bedroom than others. If you’re in a relationship, do your best to gauge how you think your partner would feel, and be conscious of their feelings when you approach the subject. Be prepared with the reasons why you think that this would benefit BOTH of you. Is it that one of you needs assistance finishing? Is just something that you want to try to have a bit of fun? What are you intentions behind it?

Also make sure that you’re introducing a toy that’s going to be fun for the both of you. Introducing or suggesting a fully-automated masturbator might not be as fun for your partner as a manual one that they could help you use. If you really do want to use an automated one, then make sure they’re getting something at the same time. Whether you’re going down on them while the machine goes down on you, or perhaps you bring in another toy for your partner, just ensure that the introduction of this toy doesn’t create a one-sided sex session that your partner will begin to resent you for.

Where should I store my male masturbator?
Store your male masturbator anywhere that you feel comfortable doing so – as long it’s a dry space, and away from direct sunlight. If your blowjob device comes with its own case (many of them do) then that’s going to be your best bet. Then you can just put the entire thing away at the top of your closet, under your bed, or under your bedside table.

For the toys that don’t come with their own storage case, I devote my old shoeboxes to them. I keep just one toy in each box though, so that their skins don’t sit touching each other – this can wear away the material over time. And I line the boxes with an old tshirt or rag, just to keep it not only soft inside, but nice and dry. I actually store most of those ones at the top of my hall closet – right in plain sight really – but nobody thinks anything of it. Shoeboxes at the top of a hall closet seem incredibly ordinary, and so I never have to worry about prying eyes.

Are there any male masturbators that plug into the wall outlet?
There’s nothing worse than getting so close to orgasm and then your machine just stops – am I right? It’s seriously obnoxious. Even if you’ve got one of those ones with the internal rechargeable battery – you can’t always be 100% sure that you’re not going to run out of juice. And when you notice that the speed is lagging you start rushing your session just to finish before it inevitably dies out on you. Not fun.

Thankfully, the Autoblow 2 plugs directly into the wall, so you never have to worry about that. The cord is plenty long enough so you don’t have to worry about getting stuck masturbating like, pressed up against the wall at the end of your room. Ha! Instead you can get comfortable pretty much anywhere – I’ve never had an issue with that. And then of course, you’re free to play as long as you wish. There’s truly something freeing about knowing that no matter what, you can have a masturbation session right then and there if you so choose – you don’t have to worry about forgetting to charge it, or worse – having to buy batteries!

What should I avoid when buying a sex toy for men?
In the world of sex toys, it’s true what they say – you get what you pay for! If you find a “male sex toy” for 20 bucks, I can tell you right now that it’s going to suck. And I don’t mean that in the good way. It’s going to be terrible. To create a toy that feels great and that will last any length of time, the materials to create it are going to cost way more than 20 bucks – so there’s no way you’re going to be able to purchase it for that! So – avoid anything that’s dirt cheap.

It’s also a good idea to avoid anything that’s made out of rubber or plastic. These are old-school materials that people used to make sex toys decades ago. We’ve come a long way since then, so don’t even bother with them. Rubber and many types of plastic ar porous and so they can keep and breed bacteria – not good. The newer materials not only feel much nicer, but they’re far more hygienic too.

Are even the best male masturbators banned in Alabama?
This is one of these really strange things… sex toys are legal all over the United States. That is, except in the state of Alabama. So whether it’s the best male masturbator or the worst, none of them are allowed into the state of Alabama. Sex toy companies won’t ship there.

If you live in Alabama, that’s seriously such a shame- and it boggles my mind how these laws can actually exist in such a small part of a huge country that otherwise allows these toys to be sold, purchased and used freely. But unfortunately that is the current situation, and if you’re out in Alabama you’re out of luck unfortunately.

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